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Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:30 am Post subject: New Year, New Vices!

Forget resolutions: What fantastically sinful things are we planning for 2013? Gary, I expect excellent contributions.

And if you have a few resolutions... eh, I suppose you can list them.
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Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:31 am Post subject:

I plan to drink more beer. I will couple that with buying less beer that will just sit around. Drink more, hoard less - I had a bunch go bad from over hoarding. I think this is a good plan. In fact, I'll go pour one now!
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Vox Raucus · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:07 am Post subject:

I would like to start brewing beer at home this year. While home brew is rarely as tasty as some of the better microbrews, I've had some damn tasty stuff that I would certainly drink regularly. If I can brew some decent stuff myself, I can drink more, and when I do buy beer I can splurge on the good stuff.

I've also resolved to expand my scotch collection. And have more sex (but not for the next couple months, probably).
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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 14855 Location: under the bed

I would love to resolve to have more sexton, but I need to find someone to have it with. I am totally up with using things instead of hoarding them.

DAMN YOU ROACHES WHY ARE YOU BRINGING SEXTONS INTO THIS fuck
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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 14855 Location: under the bed

Also, why am I getting ads for kabbalah I mean seriously it's all I'm getting.
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Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:00 am Post subject:

Sexton? Kabbalah? Obviously a tarot reading is in your future!
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Martian Kyo · Joined: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 1380

I plan to replace the sin of gluttony with the sin of lust this year.
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Succubus1982 · Joined: 07 Oct 2009 Posts: 851 Location: England

My resolutions are to have no resolutions. Less life goals failed to attain means less stress all round and more time to chill Laughing

I suppose that counts as a SLOTH sin?

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 2507

I uh

I made a new spreadsheet for things.

that's not really a vice
or a resolution
or anything, really

but I made it because I needed a spreadsheet for 2013, so...?

...I'll make sure to quantify all of my new vices in my spreadsheet.
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Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:36 pm Post subject:

Well Las, I hate to disappoint. On the 30th I used ebay for the first time! Crazy huh?!?

I bought a pocket sized vibrator.

(True story)
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Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:48 pm Post subject:

So your new vice is to walk around with a vibrator up your ass? Because that doesn't sound like a new vice for you.
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Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:34 pm Post subject:

Who said it was for my ass?

Ps, you like Hello Kitty sex toys, right?
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Snorri · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:17 pm Post subject:

i am probably going to stab a few people to death.
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Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:36 pm Post subject:

So cutting down then huh?
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Snorri · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:18 pm Post subject:

Yeah I had a good run but I will make room for the newer kids and probably only stab on special occasions or holidays.
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