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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bears should eat laughing children.


Double lolwut.


it's in there. 2 Kings.

Two bears eat 42 children. It's okay though, they deserved it.
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Him



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feiticeira wrote:
fritterdonut wrote:


Quote:
Bears should eat laughing children.


Double lolwut.


it's in there. 2 Kings.

Two bears eat 42 children. It's okay though, they deserved it.

So what punishment would you suggest for bullying other than being eaten by bears? I mean for once God got creative with that one, otherwise it's always about getting people stoned outside the city gates.
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Him wrote:
Feiticeira wrote:
fritterdonut wrote:


Quote:
Bears should eat laughing children.


Double lolwut.


it's in there. 2 Kings.

Two bears eat 42 children. It's okay though, they deserved it.

So what punishment would you suggest for bullying other than being eaten by bears? I mean for once God got creative with that one, otherwise it's always about getting people stoned outside the city gates.


Why can't God let people get stoned in their own homes?
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Him



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feiticeira wrote:
Him wrote:
Feiticeira wrote:
fritterdonut wrote:


Quote:
Bears should eat laughing children.


Double lolwut.


it's in there. 2 Kings.

Two bears eat 42 children. It's okay though, they deserved it.

So what punishment would you suggest for bullying other than being eaten by bears? I mean for once God got creative with that one, otherwise it's always about getting people stoned outside the city gates.


Why can't God let people get stoned in their own homes?

hey, by the way feit, what do you think of Simon Amstell? I've been watching a lot of Nevermind the Buzzcocks recently and...it's awesome. It all started with searching for David Mitchell on youtube and now I am watching old BBC2 programmes almost daily. Mainly NMTB, QI and "Would I Lie To You?". Depends on my mood.
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kame



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Him wrote:

hey, by the way feit, what do you think of Simon Amstell? I've been watching a lot of Nevermind the Buzzcocks recently and...it's awesome. It all started with searching for David Mitchell on youtube and now I am watching old BBC2 programmes almost daily. Mainly NMTB, QI and "Would I Lie To You?". Depends on my mood.


Mock the Week was excellent until Frankie Boyle was forced out. 8 out of 10 Cats is wonderful, and if you have a few hours to kill try the Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

Simon Amstell has done a sit-com called Grandma's House which is awkwardly hilarious, and his two stand-up specials are top shelf.
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With the exception of QI I find all British telvision unwatchable. I have no idea who Simon Amstell is and Frankie Boyle is probably the most loathsome tv personality I've ever seen.
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feiticeira wrote:
With the exception of QI I find all British telvision unwatchable. I have no idea who Simon Amstell is and Frankie Boyle is probably the most loathsome tv personality I've ever seen.


Feit doesn't even, like, own a television, yeah?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FYI Feit, Simon Amstell is basically Halen, only homosexual.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
FYI Feit, Simon Amstell is basically Halen, only homosexual.


Simon Amstell is in my top three of guys I'd go gay for. Brian Cox, the physicist is another. Oh yeah, watch Wonders of the Solar System, and Wonders of the Universe.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fritterdonut wrote:
Cool story bro
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Salt destroys crops. Be salty.

Double lolwut.


Mark 9:50
Matthew 5:13

And these scientists would say, “How can salt lose its saltiness? Salt is salt. And saltiness, its salty taste, is a characteristic of salt. Hence the Bible must be wrong .”

Well you dummy scientists, the salt that people had in those days was not the highly refined salt we have today, so we can ignore how California has a serious salt crisis. http://blogs.howstuffworks.com/2010/09/02/40396/
You god-less with your Sin-fest will starve to death in that shaky fornicating hell you call "California".

Checkmate, atheists!
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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're managing to annoy the fuck out of me. With arguments against something that I don't like either. Wow.
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Mikewee777



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heretical Rants wrote:
You're managing to annoy the fuck out of me. With arguments against something that I don't like either. Wow.


There is something horribly wrong with me in my head because I really want
you to elaborate on that intense internet hate you have but at the same time
I would fear asking this in person because one of those many things you hate
that you have been trolled with could possibly be me and I really dislike pain.

I shouldn't tell you what to do and I know California is a mess but I believe that you should hate the disease that causes the victims and not hate the victims of the disease. [This could apply to several political arguments that I have seen on the news lately.]
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fritterdonut



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You god-less with your Sin-fest will starve to death in that shaky fornicating hell you call "California".


Oh you are just precious.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fritterdonut wrote:
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You god-less with your Sin-fest will starve to death in that shaky fornicating hell you call "California".


Oh you are just precious.


I know, right? I spared them from the "great quake", the "financial crisis" and the "gun violence" that everyone keeps talking about.

Seriously though, I don't want anything bad to happen to Californians.

I currently live there. I'm not suicidal. Suicide is never the correct answer.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HR didn't say "intense hate" she said you're annoying the fuck out of her. Small children that won't shut up annoy the fuck out of you. Intense hatred is something else entirely.

Also, scientists would never ask a silly question like "how can salt lose its saltiness?" It's easy. Pour salt into water, then run a current through it. You'll get chlorine gas, hydrogen gas, and a bowl/bucket/whatever of sodium hydroxide (caustic soda). None of which is salty (though all three could kill you in sufficient quantities).
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