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WheelsOfConfusion



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then how to you explain the legionnaire armor in your avatar? HMMMM?
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Michael



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a local tradition.
I'm a native, donchaknow
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Michael



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In fact, I'm so god-damn native, I still live with my parents at 43
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Michael



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyway, in the light of the great Jack-o-lantern, I shall forgive you. Let the Jack-o-bite rebellion begin!
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Thy Brilliance



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Religion, Atheism, What-Have-You Reply with quote

fritterdonut wrote:
Just out of curiosity: What do the people of this forum believe in?

Last time I tried to ask this question on a forum I ended up witnessing a 15 page long pissing contest between some Catholics, a Jew, and a Sikh. I am curious as to what the results will be here.


My beliefs are surprisingly not limited by my imagination.

Think of it as doing the right thing on a case by case basis.

Moral dilemmas are settled right then and there on the spot.

You would not believe how many moral dilemmas office romance can create, and it is indeed true that HR is in one of the lower circles of hell.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright I am hereby ejack-ulating myself from the church of Jack and following the path of Thy, whose beliefs continue to surpass my imagination.

(plus he don' know Jack-shit)


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Martian Kyo



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe in Sam.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Martian Kyo wrote:
I believe in Sam.


Can't you see he's trying to subvert you?

I mean for one thing he mentions Carl "Pagan" Sagan and we all know where that leads! How can you stay on the straight and narrow if space is curved? Adding a fourth dimension to our 3D trinity TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE DEVILLLL

Sending you straight to Sam-u-hellll! (Jack's son)

Repent! Sinnnerr! Repent and follow the pragmatic path of the thigh master 3000, who gave his life and love so that we may avoid human resources
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Michael



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jokes aside, "doing the right thing on a case by case basis" is how I try to live my life
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Michael



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright alright, I know a joke about elevators, right?



waaaait for iit....



...


IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS!
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mouse



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i? i believe in music.

also, i believe in love.


(because music is love and love is music, do you know what i mean?)


and now i believe i will watch sam single-handedly carry on a multi-religion pissing contest by himself.

take that, other forum!
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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michael wrote:
I live here, you know?


well, see, if you had just shown us your original long-form birth certificate this wouldn't have been a problem

anyways i believe that if you plant a little seed, then nature grows, which is fuckin' the shit
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a Slacker, I believe in JHVH-1, in Bob I trust . . .


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WheelsOfConfusion



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But seriously, as a community the Sinfest forum has pretty much exchanged our ideas and opinions in so many arguments that we've kind of congealed around a common system of beliefs. We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh man. You said "congealed" and I drank to much and now all I can think of is greasing up wheels

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