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Yinello · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:07 am Post subject:

Damnit guys, here I was prepared to give a serious answer.

I guess I'll just go eat my sandwiches instead.
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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

why not do both?

Him · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3833 Location: Strange planet

Smoke crack and worship Satan.
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8539 Location: Bellingham, WA

Satan worship is so 1990s. It's even more whack than, Wicca, FSM, and Discordianism. You gotta get with the times, bro.
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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

Satan warship sounds like a band from the 80s

Him · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3833 Location: Strange planet

Jinx · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:42 pm Post subject:

Well, they do make a mean down comforter. I think they get that from geese, though, not goats.
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Him · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3833 Location: Strange planet

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8539 Location: Bellingham, WA

I, like so many young people, was once enamored with frisbeetarianism, but my faith was tested in the backlash of people taking brooms and brushing them off in the early 90s.
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Him · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3833 Location: Strange planet

Oh and on a more serious note some internet atheists (and their pantheon of prophets like Hitchens, Sam Harris etc) has almost made me reconsider my life-long atheism. Bunch of elitist, xenopobic knobs who think "not believing in god" is some grand intellectual achievement that puts them head and shoulder over the unwashed masses. Plus they fundamentally don't understand how religion works, which is ironic.
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Arc Tempest · Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 4447 Location: Oregon

Fun old saying: atheism is fine and dandy, until it becomes a religion.
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Feiticeira · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:30 pm Post subject:

fritterdonut · Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 269 Location: Krieg ohne Hass.

Wow I totally just noticed that Dogen is from Bellingham, WA.

I <3 Whatcom county. You guys got a lot of cool shops n' stuff.

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8539 Location: Bellingham, WA