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fritterdonut · Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 269 Location: Krieg ohne Hass.

Just out of curiosity: What do the people of this forum believe in?

Last time I tried to ask this question on a forum I ended up witnessing a 15 page long pissing contest between some Catholics, a Jew, and a Sikh. I am curious as to what the results will be here.

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

I can win any pissing contest, provided you provide enough lager

fritterdonut · Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 269 Location: Krieg ohne Hass.

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

You mean reverent.

Anyway...

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
The mystery of the spiritual!
My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel
Elation! Euphoria! A loss of control...
Touching you, touching me, touching you, god you're touching me
A touch of the divine! An awakening!

And then finally, a declaration of faith

I believe in a thing called love!
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!
There's a chance we could make it now!
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down!
I believe in a thing called love! Ooh!

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8539 Location: Bellingham, WA

DeD CHiKn

Bart · Joined: 22 Jul 2006 Posts: 1512

Wouldn't it be only 1 Catholic then ? Unless the punchline had something to do with the Catholics reputation for big families..

DeD CHiKn · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:06 pm Post subject:

Catholics usually travel in single file, but have been known to form a group in some events.
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Bart · Joined: 22 Jul 2006 Posts: 1512

The single file would be bad in case of a pissing contest

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

(unless your kidneys were on fire)

cixelsyD · Joined: 09 Oct 2010 Posts: 1241

Or you are a R Kelly enthusiast.
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Kenshiro · Joined: 04 Oct 2012 Posts: 38

anthromorpho-sentio-existential deist.
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Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 2507

I, for one, am an ardent believer in the giant burning kidney in the sky.
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8539 Location: Bellingham, WA

Don't tell me what you believe, tell me where and on whom you piss and I'll know what you believe.
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Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8567

I'm transautistic, pangender, asexual, demiromantic, transethnic (white to asian), or a cat and my spirit animal is Karkat from Homestuck. Check your kyriarchy singlet privilege white-passing carnist cis scum