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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gary has pictures of me on his underwear.
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Darqcyde



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gary knows when to leave his pants on, when to take his pants off, and when to run around wearing his pants on his head.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The three pillars of good management, as we call them
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Martian Kyo



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gary takes care of everyone's needs, if you are organizing an orgy you must invite him, and your mom.
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DeD CHiKn



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michael wrote:
This one time I saw a guy in the street that looked liked Gary but I wasn't sure it was him so I asked. "Who wants to know?" He said. Always cautious, that Gary.


I read this in Jack Handey's voice.
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Usagi Miyamoto



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To Whom it May Concern:

I have known Mr Gary for longer than I care to remember, and he has always been an exemplary young man, honest as the day is long in the land of the midnight sun at the solstice. His work ethic is at the extreme end of the spectrum; I can state with assurance that no one would be a better employee than Mr Gary. He is a master at delegation, and takes full advantage of his employees. Whenever anything has gone amiss, Mr Gary has been the responsible one. With Mr Gary in charge, you can expect dramatic changes to the bottom line.

In addition to his one-of-a-kind business acumen, Mr Gary is well known for his kindness to animals; his upstanding support for cougars is legendary, and he is fond of birds of all stripes, particularly the tits and boobies. He will go well out of his way to pick birds up and do his best by them. As for his cleanliness and personal habits, no one can come near him. Mr Gary's morals are beyond comparison; If I had a daughter, I would feel completely confident of the result of leaving her in Mr Gary's care.

If I can be of any assistance to Mr Gary's career, I will not hesitate to make my recommendation.

Yours, etc.,
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Falkonn



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This forum needs an upvote mechanic of some kind...
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DeD CHiKn



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have one, it's right here.
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DeD CHiKn



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, Gary is a swell guy and I would totally recommend him to do things, but I don't feel I am qualified to make recommendations with out first knowing what exactly I am recommending him for.

That said, you should hire/marry/sleep with/sell drugs to/go into illicit gambling areas with Gary.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feiticeira wrote:
Gary has pictures of me on his underwear.

"Please see included headshot."
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mouse



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i am totally going to get usagi to write my next recommendation.
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