Hello. (Newbie introduction)

Psiwrite · Joined: 05 Sep 2012 Posts: 28

Been lurking for the last 8 years, and thought I'd finally register as I find this probably the most intelligent forum I've yet found on the web. Just posting to say hi because I couldn't find another introduction space, apologies if I've already violated some guideline somewhere.

Also it's remarkable how quickly one appreciates feminism when having two baby girls.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:13 am Post subject:

here is everything wrong with your post:

a) all of it
b) eight years and you've never seen anywhere else to introduce yourself?
c) re: feminism, what?

Is this like when Tony Abbott spent a million years as leader of the opposition doing a whole bunch of awful misogynistic stuff, and then was finally called on it, and then said he couldn't be misogynistic because he has daughters?

Or is it like when Jay-Z said he would stop saying 'bitch' because he had a daughter? Because I don't think that article was true, so get your fucking facts straight, you fucking perverse imbecile.
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CTrees · Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Posts: 3772

Eight years ago we were still at Keenspot...
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11011 Location: Bellingham, WA

Hi. I see you've met the welcome party. Did he leave you a basket, or just put it directly into your ass?
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Monkey Mcdermott · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3352

Mr Gary · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:02 pm Post subject:

Hello.

There is a place for this kind of introduction. After being around for eight years (whut?) you probably should have known about this. But no worries. The place your looking for is in the alley behind The Clarence Hotel on Wallgate, you know, the cobbled bit with the bong shop on it. Just up from where Stilletoes used to be, near the Santi Bag Takeaway (or Sanitary Bag Takeaway as us cool kids used to call it).

Meet me there at seven, and bring money. Grab a £10 bag if you can too, I don't really partake but it's always nice to know there is some if we fancy it. I'll bring a couple of girls down, I don't really know them so don't leave your jacket on the side, but a friend tells me they're girls to be avoided, so they must be fun.

Anyway, look forward to it - we'll be properly introduced then, and we can finally complete your forum 'registration'.

Thy Brilliance · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3661 Location: Relative