Thanks, Weapon Brown Fans!

Death Ray · Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 280

After my long absence from this awesome forum, I thought many of my old pals might have moved on to losing their virginity and raising a brood of kids, leaving no time for forum posting. Fortunately, they haven't! (Or at least they have careers that allow them to respond to comments during the workday's most productive hours! Luckyyyyy!)

Anyway, here is today's Weapon Brown. But first: something special for the people!

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Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:25 am Post subject:

hahaha, yes, it is definitely us spending too much time trying to impress you.

I know we said this to you last time, but I still think it would be really helpful for you to start working with a writer. Your attempted burn on Dogen really doesn't hold together, you can't even keep the narrative going in eight panels of trolling.

also, Weapon Brown SHOULD be fun. Why is it so boring?
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Snorri · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:39 am Post subject:

God, Dennis, shouldn't you be out somewhere losing your virginity?!
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 10592 Location: Bellingham, WA

Touched a nerve, did I? I hear getting into flame wars is good for artists, though. Look how well it worked for Scott Adams. Of course he had the benefit of being successful before he became a forum troll...

Anyway, feel free to keep making comics starring me! Someday in the future people will find them online and say, "Jason who?"
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"Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman

CTrees · Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Posts: 3772

You know what, death ray? You have the artistic and comedic skills to be a political cartoonist. Not for one of the better papers, mind.
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Monkey Mcdermott · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3269

People are productive at all hours of the day. In fact, the M-F 9-5 bankers hours week was a myth for most people even back when it was more common.

I kind of expect an "artist" to understand that.
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eureka00 · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1989 Location: Pretzel City

Monkey Mcdermott · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3269

Either way the myth of "most productive hours" depends entirely on your job, and how much dealing with people all around the world you do.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:42 am Post subject:

Man, you know what else? Even his return to spamming/half hearted trolling is boring this time.

You're meant to get more interesting, Jason, not less. MORE. INTERESTING.

I mean, what possible reason could you be here for other than to entertain us? Why are you so fucking miserably boring?
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"Eight hundred pounds of nitro, his boots are thunder as he plays."

Snorri · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:53 am Post subject:

ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 6018 Location: California

i would find this a lot funnier if Weapon Brown wasn't literally a word-for-word reenacting of the Darker and Edgier trope, played without shame, without irony, without self-awareness, without evident writing talent, and thus without success

i mean come on man, if you're going to come to the forum of a more successful and talented artist and pathetically hock your wares to an audience that has already kindly asked you to go die in a grease fire, at least do it on the back of something with even a pretense of originality to it

Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:04 am Post subject:

you complete bastard how DARE YOU post a tvtropes link during the most productive hours of the day!

I'm going to fall in to a trope-hole and get fired from jizz mopping the burger stand/whatever ridiculous job Death Ray thinks we all have!
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"Eight hundred pounds of nitro, his boots are thunder as he plays."

Monkey Mcdermott · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3269

Its just fucking inappropriate, you want to hock your comic you do it through the comics creator.

People do it all the time.
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 10592 Location: Bellingham, WA

When I responded before I was wasting the most productive hours of the day reading Nate Silver's book in a coffee shop, listening to a guitar trio. I was posting from my phone, so it was short. I just wanted to point out...

Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:32 am Post subject:

Haha, yeah, your schtick hasn't changed so why should ours, douchebag.
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"Eight hundred pounds of nitro, his boots are thunder as he plays."