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Death Ray

Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 280
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:31 pm Post subject: Thanks, Weapon Brown Fans! |
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After my long absence from this awesome forum, I thought many of my old pals might have moved on to losing their virginity and raising a brood of kids, leaving no time for forum posting. Fortunately, they haven't! (Or at least they have careers that allow them to respond to comments during the workday's most productive hours! Luckyyyyy!)
Anyway, here is today's Weapon Brown. But first: something special for the people!
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Dennis J. Squidbunny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3879 Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha, yes, it is definitely us spending too much time trying to impress you.
I know we said this to you last time, but I still think it would be really helpful for you to start working with a writer. Your attempted burn on Dogen really doesn't hold together, you can't even keep the narrative going in eight panels of trolling.
also, Weapon Brown SHOULD be fun. Why is it so boring? _________________ Once, at a local NOW meeting where I was the only male among about a dozen women, a feminism trivia contest was held. I came in third. |
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Snorri

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10880 Location: hiding the decline.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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God, Dennis, shouldn't you be out somewhere losing your virginity?! _________________
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11274 Location: PDX
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Touched a nerve, did I? I hear getting into flame wars is good for artists, though. Look how well it worked for Scott Adams. Of course he had the benefit of being successful before he became a forum troll...
Anyway, feel free to keep making comics starring me! Someday in the future people will find them online and say, "Jason who?" _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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CTrees

Joined: 20 Jul 2006 Posts: 3772
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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You know what, death ray? You have the artistic and comedic skills to be a political cartoonist. Not for one of the better papers, mind. _________________ “Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation”
yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation. |
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Monkey Mcdermott
Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3352
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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People are productive at all hours of the day. In fact, the M-F 9-5 bankers hours week was a myth for most people even back when it was more common.
I kind of expect an "artist" to understand that. _________________
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eureka00

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2068 Location: Pretzel City
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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Monkey Mcdermott wrote: | People are productive at all hours of the day. In fact, the M-F 9-5 bankers hours week was a myth for most people even back when it was more common.
I kind of expect an "artist" to understand that. |
Not to mention we live all around the world in differing time zones. _________________ Eureka00: "Reminding you of your addictions" since 1982. |
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Monkey Mcdermott
Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3352
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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Either way the myth of "most productive hours" depends entirely on your job, and how much dealing with people all around the world you do. _________________
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Dennis J. Squidbunny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3879 Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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Man, you know what else? Even his return to spamming/half hearted trolling is boring this time.
You're meant to get more interesting, Jason, not less. MORE. INTERESTING.
I mean, what possible reason could you be here for other than to entertain us? Why are you so fucking miserably boring? _________________ Once, at a local NOW meeting where I was the only male among about a dozen women, a feminism trivia contest was held. I came in third. |
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Snorri

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10880 Location: hiding the decline.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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eureka00 wrote: | Monkey Mcdermott wrote: | People are productive at all hours of the day. In fact, the M-F 9-5 bankers hours week was a myth for most people even back when it was more common.
I kind of expect an "artist" to understand that. |
Not to mention we live all around the world in differing time zones. |
I was confused because this thread got posted when it was 2 am over here. _________________
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ShadowCell
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 7395 Location: California
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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i would find this a lot funnier if Weapon Brown wasn't literally a word-for-word reenacting of the Darker and Edgier trope, played without shame, without irony, without self-awareness, without evident writing talent, and thus without success
i mean come on man, if you're going to come to the forum of a more successful and talented artist and pathetically hock your wares to an audience that has already kindly asked you to go die in a grease fire, at least do it on the back of something with even a pretense of originality to it |
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Dennis J. Squidbunny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3879 Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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you complete bastard how DARE YOU post a tvtropes link during the most productive hours of the day!
I'm going to fall in to a trope-hole and get fired from jizz mopping the burger stand/whatever ridiculous job Death Ray thinks we all have! _________________ Once, at a local NOW meeting where I was the only male among about a dozen women, a feminism trivia contest was held. I came in third. |
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Monkey Mcdermott
Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3352
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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Its just fucking inappropriate, you want to hock your comic you do it through the comics creator.
People do it all the time. _________________
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11274 Location: PDX
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:20 pm Post subject: Re: Thanks, Weapon Brown Fans! |
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When I responded before I was wasting the most productive hours of the day reading Nate Silver's book in a coffee shop, listening to a guitar trio. I was posting from my phone, so it was short. I just wanted to point out...
Death Ray wrote: | After my long absence from this awesome forum, I thought many of my old pals might have moved on to losing their virginity and raising a brood of kids, leaving no time for forum posting. Fortunately, they haven't! (Or at least they have careers that allow them to respond to comments during the workday's most productive hours! Luckyyyyy!) |
That explains a lot. You got spanked so hard last time, when we mocked your job as assistant adjunct professor of cartooning, that you literally waited years before coming back in the hopes none of us would still be around to haunt you. That you didn't manage to become successful on your own merits between the last time you tried to hitch your wagon to Tat and now is unsurprising. Sad, but unsurprising. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Dennis J. Squidbunny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3879 Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, yeah, your schtick hasn't changed so why should ours, douchebag. _________________ Once, at a local NOW meeting where I was the only male among about a dozen women, a feminism trivia contest was held. I came in third. |
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