| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Heretical Rants

Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3047
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:04 am Post subject: |
|
|
Yes, but that didn't stop me from spending half an hour drawing a toaster.
I have no idea how to render crushed metal _________________ butts |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9321 Location: Bellingham, WA
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:24 am Post subject: |
|
|
| diagram12345 wrote: | Wow, you people are really going at it. 0_0
Don't you guys have school and jobs and real world relationships that need tending to? |
17 posts in and you're already a dick. Congrats! I hope you feel like a winner. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Yinello

Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 1214 Location: Behind you
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:11 am Post subject: |
|
|
Yo Finnegan, did you really pull my post out of context?
Lololololololol _________________ Sinfest Comments Bingo because we like Schadenfreude~ |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9321 Location: Bellingham, WA
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:29 am Post subject: |
|
|
Don't lie. You totally hate all of us cissexuals.
I like the term cis because it makes me think of chemistry, and I imagine transgendered people are just like me, only folded differently. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Leohan

Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 684
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:37 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Dogen wrote: | | I'm not into that S&M stuff, mister. That's just wrong. |
The way I see it if you're going to kill it later you might as well take the most out of it. If the toaster likes it as well it makes it a nice plus. _________________ Welcome to the Sinfest forum! The only place where you can find a > 30 pages long discussion about sentient toasters! |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Dennis J. Squidbunny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3524 Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:14 am Post subject: |
|
|
It seems like every other week some fucking imbecile questions whether or not any of us have anything better to do, or jobs or lives, etc., and it's such fucking dickery.
LOL POSTING ON THE INTERNET DON'T YOU DO ANYTHING BUT POST ON THE INTERNET? LOOK AT ALL THESE INTERNET POSTERS, WITH THEIR INTERNET POSTING IN THIS INTERNET POST I AM MAKING.
the internet is so fucking ingrained in to life, is it that hard to comprehend we have access to it all the time? Like, I can post on the forum using my phone on the bus home from work while also reading a book. _________________ "Eight hundred pounds of nitro, his boots are thunder as he plays." |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Finnegan

Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 970 Location: in that cool mountain air, on an appalachian trail
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:17 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Yinello wrote: | Yo Finnegan, did you really pull my post out of context?
Lololololololol |
| Finnegan wrote: | | it's late and my internet is running painfully slow so I'm going to put off until tomorrow or so to read back through this |
I may have, I admitted to having not read anyting other than the first couple posts made shortly after making this thread and a quick perusal of, what was at the time of my post, the last page of the thread. If you say it's out of context then I'll take your word for it as I never bothered to try to find said context. As I still haven't read this thread and thus 'your context' I said by what I said as I can think of few situations where such a comment wouldn't lower the overall level of discourse. When I do read it, and if I am wrong, I will offer you a full apology. (such comments are rarely productive and even more rarely not offensive, so we'll see after I have time to read this thread in its entirely later this morning. _________________ Formerly Green_Finn
hey! rock bottom's not that bad
we've got glow-in-the-dark fish down here that's rad |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Yinello

Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 1214 Location: Behind you
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:11 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Don't worry Finnegan, I don't think it's possible for anyone to find proper logic or correct context in this thread.
We still cool. (Though we've never really spoken to one another... Is this the part where Chandler burns the house down?) _________________ Sinfest Comments Bingo because we like Schadenfreude~ |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
trustedfaith

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3361 Location: My own little world...
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:16 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I have nothing important to add to this thread so I'll fit right in!!  _________________ My blog is back bitches!! Check it out and comment: http://www.quixoticroads.com
I'm also doing the twitter thing; you should stalk/follow me: http://twitter.com/sillygurlroo |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
bitflipper

Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Posts: 728 Location: Here and Now
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:21 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Heretical Rants wrote: | | I'd get into that, but first I'd need to find a good, reliable, trustworthy, and experienced dom to break me in without actually breaking me. I could get into either dom or sub but before dishing it out I'd like to be able to take it. |
My washing machine looks pretty good in black leather, and only charges seventy-five cents a session. It will even tag-team with my dryer for a buck-fifty. _________________ I am only a somewhat arbitrary sequence of raised and lowered voltages to which your mind insists upon assigning meaning |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Leohan

Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 684
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:35 pm Post subject: |
|
|
...Whoever said that this topic was a bad one was clearly unable to anticipate the appliance sex posts. _________________ Welcome to the Sinfest forum! The only place where you can find a > 30 pages long discussion about sentient toasters! |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
mouse

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15467 Location: under the bed
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:29 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Heretical Rants wrote: |
I have no idea how to render crushed metal |
well, the answer, clearly, is to expose yourself to the experience, i.e., hit your toaster with a hammer.
but just a regular hammer, that which you have pictured is a sledgehammer. really, one blow with that should have taken the toaster out. and unless kath is a miner or something, i doubt she has a sledgehammer. just your usual claw hammer. (although if she had a ball-peen hammer, that would just open up the comic possibilities.) _________________ aka: neverscared! |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Heretical Rants

Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3047
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:37 pm Post subject: |
|
|
In that image I was picturing her more kind of poking with the hammer than full-on swinging it.
And that's a pretty small sledge, maybe 3-5lbs. Not really something you'd see a miner with.
Actually, it's more of a lump hammer than a sledgehammer. Maybe she does some light masonry work-- as a hobby, perhaps.
Also, I do have some experience smashing things with sledgehammers, and I'll just say that I wouldn't be all that surprised by a toaster that could take a bit of a beating from a hammer of that size. _________________ butts
Last edited by Heretical Rants on Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:47 pm; edited 2 times in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
bitflipper

Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Posts: 728 Location: Here and Now
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:42 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Maybe she's a closet blacksmith? _________________ I am only a somewhat arbitrary sequence of raised and lowered voltages to which your mind insists upon assigning meaning |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Heretical Rants

Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3047
|
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:46 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I'd expect a proper blacksmith's hammer to at least have a taper on one end. _________________ butts |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
|