10 Feb 2013 - Fembot

Leohan · Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 1125

...Let's just say it this way.

A Centaur has a man's torso and a horse's... Body except for the head I guess. However, it's accurate to say that it's a whole unified conscience with human or higher intelligence, capable of language and sexual maturity.

As far as the chart goes, it doesn't care about how the body looks like. As long as these requirements are fulfilled, it's your kink or lack thereof, but it's 'right' to sex it by moral standards.
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Succubus1982 · Joined: 07 Oct 2009 Posts: 919 Location: England

Oh yes I agree according to the 'chart' it's perfectly fine. But still would you want to do it with one? And if you do, why is it any different than doing it with a straight up horse, just because it can speak your language and understand your questions, because the bit that is screwing you is still technically the same. I guess some people have a thing for Mr Ed is all Razz

TheJabawack · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:40 pm Post subject:

As far as tentacles goes I feel that this is relevant...

He seems to enjoy it. Razz

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Leohan · Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 1125

Darqcyde · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:47 pm Post subject:

But could you fuck Mr. Ed? What about if your last name is Doolittle? Are we saying Stuart Little is fair game (yes Richard Gere, we're looking at you)? What about the rats of Nimh? The Muppets? That test leaves a lot of unanswered questions.
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 6219 Location: California

but could you, would you, fuck Mr. Ed
could you fuck him in a bed
could you fuck him in your head
could you fuck him if you're dead

i could not, would not, fuck Mr. Ed
i could not, would not, in a bed
i could not, would not, with my hand
i don't fuck horses, Sam i am

fritterdonut · Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 1224 Location: Hedonism

I'm very confused as to how this thread transitioned from fembots, to toasters, and now into fucking centaurs.
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 6219 Location: California

i am partially responsible for most of the clusterfuck that is this thread but i can happily say i am not at all responsible for all this talk about bestiality

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LadySunami · Joined: 04 May 2009 Posts: 187 Location: Elsewhere

Weirdly enough I actually own a fantasy novel with implied centar-human relations.
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Succubus1982 · Joined: 07 Oct 2009 Posts: 919 Location: England

You people are way more kinky and weird than I was expecting Shocked

fritterdonut · Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 1224 Location: Hedonism

Imagine how awesome it would be to have a centaur child. You'd never have to teach them how to ride a bike like, ever.

Although that first day in kindergarten might be kind of awkward.
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bitflipper · Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Posts: 728 Location: Here and Now