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Leohan

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:34 am Post subject: |
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...Let's just say it this way.
A Centaur has a man's torso and a horse's... Body except for the head I guess. However, it's accurate to say that it's a whole unified conscience with human or higher intelligence, capable of language and sexual maturity.
As far as the chart goes, it doesn't care about how the body looks like. As long as these requirements are fulfilled, it's your kink or lack thereof, but it's 'right' to sex it by moral standards. _________________ Welcome to Sinfest, the only place with a 46 pages long thread about sentient toasters
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Succubus1982

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Oh yes I agree according to the 'chart' it's perfectly fine. But still would you want to do it with one? And if you do, why is it any different than doing it with a straight up horse, just because it can speak your language and understand your questions, because the bit that is screwing you is still technically the same. I guess some people have a thing for Mr Ed is all  |
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TheJabawack

Joined: 05 Jul 2012 Posts: 84 Location: Caught somewhere in time
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:40 am Post subject: |
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As far as tentacles goes I feel that this is relevant...
He seems to enjoy it.  _________________ So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure;
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space;
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth |
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Leohan

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:46 am Post subject: |
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Succubus1982 wrote: | Oh yes I agree according to the 'chart' it's perfectly fine. But still would you want to do it with one? And if you do, why is it any different than doing it with a straight up horse, just because it can speak your language and understand your questions, because the bit that is screwing you is still technically the same. I guess some people have a thing for Mr Ed is all  |
Ok, now that we're on the same page...
Yeah, there's a big difference between fucking a centaur and fucking a horse and that would be consent. People that want to fuck dogs exist, but doing it is still wrong because well, the poor animal normally doesn't have the skill or intelligence to communicate "fuck this shit I'm outta here."
Which brings us surprisingly close to one of the arguments in the beginning of this topic. The idea of the robot lacking consent in that relationship. Yup Rants. The image seems to be strangely relevant. _________________ Welcome to Sinfest, the only place with a 46 pages long thread about sentient toasters
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Darqcyde

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11917 Location: A false vacuum abiding in ignorance.
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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But could you fuck Mr. Ed? What about if your last name is Doolittle? Are we saying Stuart Little is fair game (yes Richard Gere, we're looking at you)? What about the rats of Nimh? The Muppets? That test leaves a lot of unanswered questions. _________________ ...if a single leaf holds the eye, it will be as if the remaining leaves were not there.
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ShadowCell
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 7395 Location: California
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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but could you, would you, fuck Mr. Ed
could you fuck him in a bed
could you fuck him in your head
could you fuck him if you're dead
i could not, would not, fuck Mr. Ed
i could not, would not, in a bed
i could not, would not, with my hand
i don't fuck horses, Sam i am |
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fritterdonut

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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I'm very confused as to how this thread transitioned from fembots, to toasters, and now into fucking centaurs. _________________ The Thirties dreamed white marble and slipstream chrome, immortal crystal and burnished bronze, but the rockets on the covers of the Gernsback pulps had fallen on London in the dead of night, screaming. - William Gibson, The Gernsback Continuum |
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ShadowCell
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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i am partially responsible for most of the clusterfuck that is this thread but i can happily say i am not at all responsible for all this talk about bestiality |
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Leohan

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Succubus1982

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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fritterdonut wrote: | I'm very confused as to how this thread transitioned from fembots, to toasters, and now into fucking centaurs. |
It's a magical thread it'll take you anywhere you least want to go  |
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LadySunami

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mouse

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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Succubus1982 wrote: | I'm just saying that personally I'm not much for tentacles being shoved in my hooha and would therefore also take that into concideration. |
well, see, that's where consent comes in. just 'cause someone/thing asks your consent (and you have the power to give it) does not mean the answer has to be 'yes'. so just because some multi-tentacled thing asks, you don't have to agree. but just because _you_ would say no doesn't mean everyone would. where do you think centaurs come from, anyway? we should all be allowed our own options!
me, personally, i would want some details on positions before i got involved with that really toothy thing on the harkness test. i could see that going badly in a lot of ways. _________________ aka: neverscared!
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Succubus1982

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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You people are way more kinky and weird than I was expecting  |
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fritterdonut

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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Imagine how awesome it would be to have a centaur child. You'd never have to teach them how to ride a bike like, ever.
Although that first day in kindergarten might be kind of awkward. _________________ The Thirties dreamed white marble and slipstream chrome, immortal crystal and burnished bronze, but the rockets on the covers of the Gernsback pulps had fallen on London in the dead of night, screaming. - William Gibson, The Gernsback Continuum |
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bitflipper

Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Posts: 728 Location: Here and Now
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:27 am Post subject: |
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Darqcyde wrote: | But could you fuck Mr. Ed? What about if your last name is Doolittle? Are we saying Stuart Little is fair game (yes Richard Gere, we're looking at you)? What about the rats of Nimh? The Muppets? That test leaves a lot of unanswered questions. |
This is the internet, where Rule 34 answers them all.
edit: ...often in far more disturbing ways than I would have believed possible prior to Google Image Search. Oh! My poor innocence!
:shudder: Just,... :shudder!:
I'mma go hide under a rock, now... _________________ I am only a somewhat arbitrary sequence of raised and lowered voltages to which your mind insists upon assigning meaning |
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