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Mr Gary

Joined: 30 Apr 2009 Posts: 6164 Location: Some pub in England
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 3:14 am Post subject: The Sinfest Sinfest Awards: Sinfest Sinnies |
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THESE ARE THE FIRST FEW CATEGORIES. CHOOSE.
CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE.
WHEN YOU HAVE DONE A CHOOSE PRIVATELY MESSAGE YOUR PRIVATE CHOOSINGS TO MY 'PRIVATE MESSAGE' INBOX. ONE DAY PENGUINS WILL HACK MY PM BOX AND READ THE CONTENTS THEREIN AND MOVE QUICKLY ON TO MORE INTERESTING AND INTIMATE CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN ME AND MICHAEL'S BUTCH DUTCH NETHERLANDS ANTILLES LOVING HIS WILLYS WIFE.
Best Sunday Playlist Thread Title
Sunday Playlist what I accidentally created on Saturday
The Anal Midget Angry Birthday Willem Sunday Playlist
CLEVER TITLE, SUNDAY PLAYLIST, WELL PLAYED
Best Newbie
Yinello
fritterdonut
ChastMaster
Worst 'Noob'
Ember
LarsenSan
Canopus
Ashland
Best Writer
Dennis J Squidbunny
Dogen
Usagi
Wheels Of Confusion
Angriest
Monkey McDermott
Willem
Guest
Shadowcell
Biggest Attention Whore
Mr Gary
Dennis J Squidbunny
Thy Brilliance
Sam
Most Creatively Insulting
Monkey McDermott
Dennis J Squidbunny
Halen
Sam
Most Likely To Say Something Smart[u/]
Sam
Mouse
Dogen
Michael
Usagi
WoC
[u]Most Likely To Start An Actually Interesting Thread
Sam
Snorri
Samsally
Sinfester You'd Like to Meet
Dogen
Halen
Michael
Dennis
Mouse
Dro
Jwing
OTHER CATEGORIES & NOMINEES ARE COMING. SRSLY. WE'RE COMING. WE'RE COMING SOON. WE'RE DEFFO COMING.
IN FACT THAT IS OUR NEW THING (I GUESS):
THE SINNIES: WE'RE DEFFO COMING. _________________
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9297 Location: Bellingham, WA
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:06 am Post subject: Re: The Sinfest Sinfest Awards: Sinfest Sinnies |
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Private message? What if I want everyone to know that I'm the Sinfester I would most like to meet? I DEMAND TO BEGIN ATTENTION WHORING IN ANTICIPATION OF NEXT YEAR! _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Snorri

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10706 Location: hiding the decline.
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:11 am Post subject: |
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Does Sinfester you most like to meet also include those you really want to punch in the face?
Because if so my vote is for Dogen.
(I'm totally not bitter because I'm not in the category.) _________________
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ShadowCell

Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5253 Location: California
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:13 am Post subject: |
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| that's Sinfester You'd Most Like to Beat |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9297 Location: Bellingham, WA
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:23 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, you don't have to like me to want to meet me. You have to make my acquaintance before you can punch me in the face! But be prepared. I'm a bleeder, and my main defense is spraying urine everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
So come at me with your mouth closed. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Finnegan

Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 968 Location: in that cool mountain air, on an appalachian trail
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:36 am Post subject: |
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occasionally sporadic poster, middle of the road Sinnie candidate Finnegan has for the 6th of 7th year (I honestly can't be arsed to check) ducked any nominations! Congratulations, Finn, on doing what you are best at: making the people around you vaguely aware of your existence without making any lasting impression!
this is not a joke or a grab at attention. this is what I truly strive for in life. as sad as you may find it, I am proud of this fact. _________________ Formerly Green_Finn
hey! rock bottom's not that bad
we've got glow-in-the-dark fish down here that's rad |
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Canopus

Joined: 13 Sep 2010 Posts: 623
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:58 am Post subject: |
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How about, Canopus struggling for acceptance because seeking the approval of people on the internet is the most important thing in life?
Anyway, I haven't found the time to mention it, but I'm a fan of your posts.
Edit: Mouse, for what it's worth, I voted for you! Cheers. |
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WheelsOfConfusion

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11138 Location: Unknown Kaddath
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:03 am Post subject: |
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| I don't understand it. How can the same people that fill up the What Are You Reading Now? thread with great stuff keep voting me into the least fitting category? It's like you guys wouldn't know bad writing if it bungled a metaphor in your face! |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9297 Location: Bellingham, WA
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:16 am Post subject: Re: The Sinfest Sinfest Awards: Sinfest Sinnies |
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I'm voting publicly, because I like doing things where people can watch. Like voting. And drinking.
| Mr Gary wrote: | Best Sunday Playlist Thread Title
CLEVER TITLE, SUNDAY PLAYLIST, WELL PLAYED
Best Newbie
fritterdonut (I would drink with him)
Worst 'Noob'
LarsenSan (I would throw a drink on him)
Best Writer
Dennis J Squidbunny (category of Humor)
Usagi (category of General Interest)
Wheels Of Confusion (category of Science)
Angriest
Shadowcell (I would drink with him)
Biggest Attention Whore
Sam (he wouldn't drink with me)
Most Creatively Insulting
Dennis J Squidbunny (I would spit up my drink every time he said something Australian, like "throw another shrimp on the barbie!" or "I'm Steve Irwin!")
Most Likely To Say Something Smart
WoC (I would partake in a snifter of brandy with him)
Most Likely To Start An Actually Interesting Thread
Samsally (I would drink with her, but I think she's terrified of men, so I'd have to go in drag as jwing or mouse)
Sinfester You'd Like to Meet
Halen (he's droll)
Michael (he's darling)
Dennis (he's dashing)
Mouse (she's delightful)
Dro (he's Dro!)
Jwing (she's dear) |
| Quote: | WE'RE COMING. WE'RE COMING SOON. WE'RE DEFFO COMING.
THE SINNIES: WE'RE DEFFO COMING. |
I'm waiting for you to come, Gary. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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fritterdonut

Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 552 Location: Some shitty city somewhere
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Best Sunday Playlist Thread Title:
CLEVER TITLE, SUNDAY PLAYLIST, WELL PLAYED
Worst 'Noob':
Ember, for posting pictures of himself shirtless, IIRC. And using the sentence: "desperately trying to get into Heretical Pants". And being a general moron.
All of the rest I can't decide because all the choices seem about equal. _________________ Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country did to you |
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Heretical Rants

Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3047
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:24 am Post subject: |
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| fritterdonut wrote: |
Ember, for posting pictures of himself shirtless, IIRC. And using the sentence: "desperately trying to get into Heretical Pants". |
actually
that's not what he said
| Ember778 wrote: | | ShadowCell wrote: | | yo ember i hate to interrupt your desperately trying to get into some Heretical Pants but i must note that you still haven't answered the question |
Don't cockblock me bro. |
also originally it was me that posted Ember shirtless in that thread; I got the image off of some steroids forums Ember used. Uh, yeah. Steroids forums. I mildly regret doing that. _________________ butts
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John in Tronna

Joined: 03 Jul 2012 Posts: 66 Location: Not in Tronna anymore
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:25 am Post subject: |
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I'm just thankful I didn't get a nom for "worst noob" given my headfirst jump into a big vat of stupid in less than a dozen posts. _________________ BOHICA, Latin, second person imperative of the first conjugation verb bohicō, bohicāre, bohicāvī, bohicātum “Bend over, here it comes again” |
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Heretical Rants

Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3047
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:34 am Post subject: |
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are you referring to that one thread
with the thing
aw jeez I don't even remember what it was about
cuz I'm pretty sure no one really cared about that
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can I vote for the amalgamous cloud of dudebros for worst noob _________________ butts |
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fritterdonut

Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 552 Location: Some shitty city somewhere
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:48 am Post subject: |
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| John in Tronna wrote: | | I'm just thankful I didn't get a nom for "worst noob" given my headfirst jump into a big vat of stupid in less than a dozen posts. |
I think I remember the thread in question. If I am thinking of the correct thread, then I think it takes more stupid than that to be chosen as worst noob. I mean, Arioch essentially said that women who go out at night deserve it if they get raped, Ember had shirtless pictures, etc. Not to mention the openly racist/homophobic/misogynistic/anti-semite idiots who sometimes pop up in the comic subforum.
Damn, I should have voted for that guy in the comic subforum who talked about how he had a jewish friend, then complained about jewish people then went straight into misogyny and racism. It was like the triple crown of awfulness. _________________ Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country did to you |
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Heretical Rants

Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3047
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:56 am Post subject: |
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I don't think the shirtless pictures were even significant to why people didn't like Ember
but okay
I guess their presentation was a decent representation of his general outlook on things around here _________________ butts |
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