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Darqcyde · Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:27 am Post subject: 2013-03-01: 50 Shades of Jesus

Does this mean Seymour read 50 Shades of Grey?
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5264 Location: California

fifty shades of gay

Maynar · Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:43 am Post subject:

I lol'd.
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Unf.
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God dangit! It's too late at night for me to burst out laughing! Hahaha
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Smooshie · Joined: 24 Jan 2013 Posts: 140 Location: NYC

This is a great book and I don't understand why liking it has been stigmatized.
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Zhuinden · Joined: 02 Jul 2012 Posts: 146

Wow, now I feel bad for Seymour. Great follow-up.

Leohan · Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 678

I lol'd

Still, I would have expected Jesus to be absurdly shaded. It would have been a good touch.
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Smooshie · Joined: 24 Jan 2013 Posts: 140 Location: NYC

Based on the second panel, I'd have expected some bdsm-type stuff Laughing

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Canopus · Joined: 13 Sep 2010 Posts: 623

This is the payoff.

Ronald · Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 2757

One might hope that Seymour's been following the news and has seen, in the person of Gilberto Valle (look him up if you like), just what can happen if you take your fantasies to extremes...and someone finds out.

Salpta · Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:57 pm Post subject:

You can't coexist any type of Feminist or Egalitarian leanings and like "50 Shades of Grey.

If the puerile writing wasn't enough, sexual slavery should set you off. I understand that this may be some form of fantasy fulfillment to some, but if consensual photographic pornography is wrong: so is that series.

Interesting note: 50 Shades of Grey has been rumored to have started out as Twilight fanfic. Which makes Semour's dream of 50 Shades of Jesus after reading Jesus Fanfic even funnier.
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Darqcyde · Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:02 pm Post subject:

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WellYesYouMay · Joined: 23 Jul 2012 Posts: 23

Salpta, even BDSMers hate 50 Shades. It's a horrible, unrealistic depiction of BDSM that follows none of the safe practices normal in BDSM. There have been numerous articles about this from Dom/Sub blogs. The author admitted that she knows nothing about BDSM, and wrote a book about it anyway. This was probably a bad idea (indeed, it's rather irresponsible), since the relationship described in the book in no way fits the usual kink creed of "Safe, Consensual, and Sane" and some of his restraint techniques are potentially dangerous and rejected by the community at large.

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