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stripeypants

Joined: 24 Feb 2013 Posts: 4741 Location: Land of the Grumpuses
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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And if you're in pain you can concentrate harder on never having emotions! Win! _________________ ::lesser crisis mode::
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Sam

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11230
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:55 am Post subject: |
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women, dames, broads |
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Darqcyde

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11917 Location: A false vacuum abiding in ignorance.
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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Sam wrote: | women, dames, broads |
Yes?
In all serious, why is dame bad, or rather, how and when did it become a negative thing? I mean, I know how it's used, but the only thing I can think of is the British female pantomime and that dame is associated with ideas of "seen and not heard", or did it start out as sarcasm, like saying to someone "yes your highness". Maybe a British fester would have an answer. _________________ ...if a single leaf holds the eye, it will be as if the remaining leaves were not there.
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khan
Joined: 10 Feb 2013 Posts: 206
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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Non-seriousness aside, has any woman ever ACTUALLY wronged you, or you being an angry loser?
Edit: Dame is the female knight.i answer as a man that knows the value of women thinkers. |
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Yinello

Joined: 09 May 2012 Posts: 3463
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:40 am Post subject: |
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All women wrong me. That's what happens when you're a nice guy, all them bitches won't spread their legs for ya. |
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stripeypants

Joined: 24 Feb 2013 Posts: 4741 Location: Land of the Grumpuses
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:29 am Post subject: |
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It's because they are genetically predisposed towards stupid decisions.
That's why I live alone in my mum's basement. Because wimmins. _________________ ::lesser crisis mode::
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Estranged

Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Posts: 86
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:52 am Post subject: |
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Yinello wrote: | All women wrong me. That's what happens when you're a nice guy, all them bitches won't spread their legs for ya. |
This is a war. Penises vs vaginas. There's no compromise. No middle ground. No room for negotiation. It's us or them.
Sex or virginity. Sex or castration. Sex or male servitude. Sex or suppression. Don't be fooled by their lies, brothers, or by the infected zombie traitor, calling itself Tatsuya Ishida. The real Tatsuya Ishida died at the moment he betrayed his penis. |
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Valerie

Joined: 01 Apr 2013 Posts: 279
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:22 am Post subject: |
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Ugh, can you believe this latest comic!? Tat is obviously pandering to the women-who-want-men-to-do-housework demographic! It's sickening. Absolutely sickening. _________________ Men and patriarchy aren't interchangeable.
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Yinello

Joined: 09 May 2012 Posts: 3463
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:07 am Post subject: |
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Faq u Tat! Where are MY sexy broads huh? Don't feeeeeemales get enough already? |
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CalmBlueSea

Joined: 12 Apr 2013 Posts: 166 Location: Massachusetts
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:53 am Post subject: |
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*adjusts monocle*
*AHEM*
"Gentlemen, welcome back our school's new Men's Studies curriculum. Today, we will continue to explore the myriad ways in which men are being oppressed by the Matriarchal Society in which we currently live.
"Last class, we began our talk of Slave Culture, the pervasive idea in our society that men are the gender that engages in stressful mental and physical labor in order to provide monetary support to the female that selected him; this female is then typically allowed to rest on her laurels, enjoying the happiness, fulfillment, and relaxation of child-bearing and -raising, while men do all the work that actually matters.
"Now, we've already covered that men work most of the day, on most days. And they are trained, since childhood, that they must learn all they can in order to find a job of a suitable pay grade to the females in his society. (This is why asking a young boy what he wants to be when he grows up is so damaging; it reinforces the idea that all he is only an occupation, a mule that the females in his life can whip to make them shit out money).
"Today, we go even deeper down the rabbit hole, examining this idea as it permeates our media. We will be talking specifically about the comic Sinfest, which had it's origin in wholesome Masculist roots (dedicating whole strips to fighting the Matriarchy), but has recently been hijacked by the oppressive agenda of Women's Rights Activists. Look, for example, at this latest, horribly sexist, installment.
"Now, in addition to the typical workload a man is expected to maintain, he is also expected to take on the female's household chores. They do not appear to be compensated for this task (even with sex), but instead are expected to do it simply for pleasure of their female counterparts! Very similar to the way we demanded slaves do things, back when that was an ok thing to do.
"But the message is even more heinous than this! Look at how the author describes the men in this strip: BEEFCAKE. He even denies these men the decency of being referred to as humans! How obvious this objectification is!
"Now, I hope you can begin to see the depth of this problem. Tonight, I want you all to go home and read one of the copies of the book laying on the back table. It is called the S.C.U.M. Manifesto, and horrible as it sounds, it is exactly the future that these WRAs desire: men as emasculated, dickless servants!"
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stripeypants

Joined: 24 Feb 2013 Posts: 4741 Location: Land of the Grumpuses
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:57 am Post subject: |
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Hmm...well, I see squig appears to have no genitals, so you must be right. _________________ ::lesser crisis mode::
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Twenty-Fifth Night

Joined: 14 Apr 2013 Posts: 41 Location: Dreamland
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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I thought that Sinfest had truly gone down the drain at first, but a review of this years comics has shown me that Tat is not lost to us yet!
This strip is a masterpiece, one of a rare kind not seen since the early days of Sinfest. It depicts Slick in the Reality Zone, drawn as he should be, confronting his own inner doubts as to how heterosexual he is. The second panel is dramatic, showing his courage to stand up to the evil Mangirl and proclaim who he is! This is followed up by a hilarious panel where Slick actually has to tell a WOMAN about his sexuality. The end of the strip nearly brought me to tears, as Slick exposes his inner rage about the injustices of feminism and unleashes his Macho.
Speaking as a heterosexual person, this strip really resonated with my inner feelings and stuff. I hope Tat stops giving us sissy Sisterhood stuff and makes more strips like this one! (This one, and its equally brilliant sequel, in which Slick reflects on his moral duty to Have a Penis). |
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Yinello

Joined: 09 May 2012 Posts: 3463
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Don't be fooled! See how the female in panel 3 is trying to trick him with her breasts? |
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Estranged

Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Posts: 86
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:02 am Post subject: |
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Feminists try to eliminate cheap women so that sex is expensive and men are helpless. |
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Alpha Aim

Joined: 19 Nov 2012 Posts: 118
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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I don't understand this thread.. _________________ Back to my usual spot. |
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