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iSoph



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:23 am    Post subject: For Seymour Reply with quote

Hi everyone,

I visited a small church at the end of the world today, and found this life-sized statue. I thought “I need to send this to Seymour!”.

Poor bishounen Jesus.
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Sam



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok
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Sam



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"And when there was only one set of footprints, it was because sandpeople walk single file to conceal our numbers"
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Arc Tempest



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...

Why is a bird trying to steal his faberge egg hat?
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Sam



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the answer is undoubtedly very prolix and very, very catholic
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iSoph



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I’m not an expert on religious sculptures, but I think this is a holy trinity figure: the father holding the son with the holy spirit (a dove) perched on the father’s helmet. I might be wrong.
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Sam



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God: "Doth I do this right, my Son — I beareth now the mantle of the Bat-Man, Shepard of the Night?"

Jesus: "Dad, just ... just stop."
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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God cosplays as Tonto from that horrible Lone Ranger movie?
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Sam



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God: "Whyfore ist thy Rum gone, my Son."

Jesus: "Wrong Depp movie, dad."
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mouse



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, what's the deal with the mantle-as-gloves look? that must be some seriously stretchy fabric, to let you have finger definition like that. it's not god's robe (he's in red)...so is that what jesus usually wears?

oh my.

that _is_ going to get seymour...excited.
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iSoph



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah the mantle-as-gloves… I think it’s because touching with bare hands would be a little too much for people like Seymour.

I also think it’s a definite proof that lycra™ was invented much earlier than we think. It might be a gift of god!
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ReluctantCannonball



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

iSoph wrote:
I also think it’s a definite proof that lycra™ was invented much earlier than we think. It might be a gift of god!


Or a curse...
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Taemon



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God had really long toes.
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