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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Valerie wrote:
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These people on Quora discuss whether women use more toilet paper than men:

http://www.quora.com/Do-women-use-more-toilet-paper-than-men-If-so-why

If it is true women use more toilet paper than men, that may contribute (Probably insignificantly) to income inequality.


Well, uh, the way I understand it, men don't need to use paper when they're only urinating, whereas women do (we can't exactly shake it off...).

And then, as someone in your link mentioned, there's make-up removal and general clean-up.


That's what I've heard. I think it was a year or two ago a male-bodied person mentioned not using much toilet paper. I was kind of shocked.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, that depends: what's your gender? Twisted Evil


Are you not having fun?
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, that depends: what's your gender? Twisted Evil


Are you not having fun?


I'm female, and it's already been established that I and people who look like me are taking over the world while the gentlemen are distracted. So yes. <3
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you want me to help distract my fellow mens? I suck at vidja games, so I could challenge them to a vidja game race, and talk up my skills so they feel all manly and superior while defeating me.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stripeypants wrote:
Valerie wrote:
stripeypants wrote:
These people on Quora discuss whether women use more toilet paper than men:

http://www.quora.com/Do-women-use-more-toilet-paper-than-men-If-so-why

If it is true women use more toilet paper than men, that may contribute (Probably insignificantly) to income inequality.


Well, uh, the way I understand it, men don't need to use paper when they're only urinating, whereas women do (we can't exactly shake it off...).

And then, as someone in your link mentioned, there's make-up removal and general clean-up.


That's what I've heard. I think it was a year or two ago a male-bodied person mentioned not using much toilet paper. I was kind of shocked.


Yeah, I was actually kinda grossed out when I first learned.

Of course, that explains why my dad was so careless with the toilet paper when I lived with him. Rolling Eyes He wasn't going to get a UTI from dirty paper.

Note: My dad works in crawl spaces. Lots of dirt/dust/mud in the house.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Do you want me to help distract my fellow mens? I suck at vidja games, so I could challenge them to a vidja game race, and talk up my skills so they feel all manly and superior while defeating me.


Good work. Your life will be spared.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So all is proceeding according to plan.

Jolly good.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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JOHN MADDEN GEARS OF WAR NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST EDITION


ha ha ha Ndamukong Suh's kill taunt is to stomp on your nuts and donate half a million dollars to charity
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/125/329722475_6237e727b8.jpg

That's all I came in here to say.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Valerie wrote:
stripeypants wrote:
Do you want me to help distract my fellow mens? I suck at vidja games, so I could challenge them to a vidja game race, and talk up my skills so they feel all manly and superior while defeating me.


Good work. Your life will be spared.


Oh thank you!

*Dons a pink sparkly outfit and lures the unsuspecting*
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Valerie wrote:
stripeypants wrote:
Valerie wrote:
stripeypants wrote:
These people on Quora discuss whether women use more toilet paper than men:

http://www.quora.com/Do-women-use-more-toilet-paper-than-men-If-so-why

If it is true women use more toilet paper than men, that may contribute (Probably insignificantly) to income inequality.


Well, uh, the way I understand it, men don't need to use paper when they're only urinating, whereas women do (we can't exactly shake it off...).

And then, as someone in your link mentioned, there's make-up removal and general clean-up.


That's what I've heard. I think it was a year or two ago a male-bodied person mentioned not using much toilet paper. I was kind of shocked.


Yeah, I was actually kinda grossed out when I first learned.

Of course, that explains why my dad was so careless with the toilet paper when I lived with him. Rolling Eyes He wasn't going to get a UTI from dirty paper.

Note: My dad works in crawl spaces. Lots of dirt/dust/mud in the house.


Sad

See, I thought it was just that they use less when peeing, not none at all. Omfg, if I had a penis (Which is not appening anytime soon), I would dry the thing off! Wtf? (I guess that's why there is no toilet paper at urinals, then.)
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny that if one pays attention it's clear from the first panel that he ran out Very Happy

Good reason to have some nearby - as reserve Razz
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stripeypants wrote:


:(

See, I thought it was just that they use less when peeing, not none at all. Omfg, if I had a penis (Which is not appening anytime soon), I would dry the thing off! Wtf? (I guess that's why there is no toilet paper at urinals, then.)


It's not as if urine is fundamentally filthy in the same way feces are. Urine's almost entirely just water, with urea and salts composing 5% of the total mixture. If you get a few drops on you it's hardly the end of the world. It'll dry off in a few minutes.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't care if urine is sterile or not.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever you say, Jethro.
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