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Yinello



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is of golden quali- Oh wait.

I admit this has happened to me too despite the fact that I know to check beforehand. Embarassed
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Flavius Maximus



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This comic is funny because it is true

This thread has been fun two Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The rule is, if you shake it more then three times you're playing with yourself.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH GOD DUDE THIS COMIC ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE! YOU CROSSED A LINE TAT! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
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Flavius Maximus



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Address 420
And no Papers!!!

Shocked
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Tank



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yinello wrote:
This thread is of golden quali- Oh wait.

I admit this has happened to me too despite the fact that I know to check beforehand.


I don't see why urine is always associated with gold. If there really was gold in your urine, that would probably be a sure sign of heavy metal poisoning.

The Peanut Gallery wrote:
The rule is, if you shake it more then three times you're playing with yourself.


Who's rule is this exactly?
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Yinello



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha I wasn't actually making a reference to urine, more to the past threads being of 'high quality' because of all the fighting and such.
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Tank



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yinello wrote:
Haha I wasn't actually making a reference to urine, more to the past threads being of 'high quality' because of all the fighting and such.


Ah, I gotcha. I thought you were making a quip regarding 'Golden Showers'.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If there was gold in your urine, you would scream because molten gold is burning your urethra.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leohan wrote:
If there was gold in your urine, you would scream because molten gold is burning your urethra.

That's what I'd call bowels dropping.
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Mikewee777



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awesome Star Wars reference, OP.

I also forgot to look around before I dropped it. Feels bad, man.
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Arthain



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want to save on toilet paper, double wipe! After you wipe once, fold it and wipe again!

And being a man I actually wipe my urine with toilet paper because god damnit no matter how much I shake my stupid snake it ALWAYS dribbles the moment I stand up. And yes I sit down when I take a piss, it's like a frickin fire hose, it splashes over the edge even when I get a bulls-eye. Too much pressure. I could probably hit the road by sitting on my front porch.

And now that I've delivered my daily dose of 'WTF?' to someone, off I go!
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Onimaru



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've sadly done this to myself, fortunately there was still some in the house, just had to do the embarrassing half naked waddle to the broom closet to get more Razz
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you want to save on toilet paper, swipe it from publicrestrooms.

(Don't actually do this, its a joke.)
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Samsally



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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stripeypants wrote:
If you want to save on toilet paper, swipe it from publicrestrooms.

(Don't actually do this, its a joke.)

So one day I was at work and it was blizzarding* so hard people were going home early and I confessed to a person in senior management that I had to stop off at the grocery store to buy toilet paper before going home and she was like "Seriously just steal some from work." and for some reason it struck me as completely hilarious (but also kind of reassuring. Like it's nice to know work is willing to part with TP so I don't die on an icy road).

*Yes blizzard is now a verb, welcome to North Dakota.
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