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Xilonen
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| hahaha... "hey honey, can you pass the cornbread? oh, and marry me?... yes, the butter would be great, thanks." |
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sporko
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:30 am Post subject: |
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god i want cornbread now.
and marriage.
but mostly cornbread for right now.
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Dro
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When I was merely living in sin with my now wife and we were grilling something, I liked to say, "Honey, I love you. Would you... would you marrrriiiiiii.........nate this steak?"
Always good for a laugh.
At Thanksgiving, I would announce to the guests that I was a "master baster". Yes, cooking jokes! |
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Samsally
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:54 am Post subject: |
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| Dro wrote: | | When I was merely living in sin with my now wife and we were grilling something, I liked to say, "Honey, I love you. Would you... would you marrrriiiiiii.........nate this steak?" |
*hearts* That's so cool. |
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PeteMoss
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:29 am Post subject: |
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| Dro wrote: |
At Thanksgiving, I would announce to the guests that I was a "master baster". Yes, cooking jokes! |
My dad always told me I could pick profession I wanted when I grew up, but he preferred I not be a professional fisherman... that would make me a master baiter.
During our thanksgiving blessings we would often thank the lord that we could meet as a family to participate in the group mastication. |
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juggernautxug
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
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Location: Windsor Ontario Canada
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| Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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well it's official, I am now an engaged. Tried planning some nice and romantic but kept getting hounded by what I was planning so I did it quick and easy.
We got into a little scuffle last night over the phone (I called a couple places) (oh yea, we're looking into moving in together) and only got ahold of one and she got ticked saying I wasn't trying blah blah blah. So we decided to break up then decided to start fresh and "just be friends"
So she brought me lunch about a half hour ago and I asked if she wanted to bring me lunch everyday and pulled out the ring. She got all teary since she was never expecting it thensaid yes then kicked me out of the car becasue she had to go run and tell her friends. rofl
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Desire
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: AK
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| Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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Wait...
You argued, broke, up and decided to be just friends.... then proposed marriage? 
But hey, at least you got her to agree to bring you lunch everyday...
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CTrees
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, props for getting a servitude agreement out of the way right off the bat!
Seriously, though, congratulations and good luck. |
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timmccloud
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Marshall, Wisconsin
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| Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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He gets sammiches every day? Damn, where did I screw up...
Oh yeah, I totally love and adore my wife, that's right ! 
On the serious side, congratulations mate! Well done.
Tears=Major Score
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Uncle Benny
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| Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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| what the fuck? |
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mouse
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Location: under the bed
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| Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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it's been tagged onto a couple of threads - some sort of spambot.
wish they'd come up with a spray for those sorts of things.
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Him
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Location: Strange planet
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| Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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What? Who doesn't like Shakira porn movies?
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