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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

okay yes this thread is high quality now
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was hysterical I'm not even going to lie.

We let another friend borrow it to freak out his roommate (which was apparently 100% successful, he stuck it to the ceiling when the roommate went to the bathroom and it plopped right next to him after he came back)

It disappeared after that. Rumor has it somebody actually -used it for its intended purpose- and was too ashamed to admit it.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

COCK AND AWE
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stripeypants wrote:
I've heard size can be an issue - because too small and you can't get much enjoyment out of it, too big and you can break it.

AndI forgot about that, Rune. I saw a bread mold someone made using that method - a very exact replica of a shoe. There is free and cheap tech for making models by taking pictures of objects from different angles, so it'd even be easy to make a 3d model of something specific and then tweak it.

If 3d printing ever gets this far, I will totally create a celtic knotwork puzzle cock. You haveto figure out how toput it together before using! Extra fun! It'll have to be Rubics Cube level difficult too. And then there should be an accompanying wii type game for after you build it - to keep interest up.


I'm sorry the phrase "celtic knotwork puzzle cock" is both awesome and made me think of a Oglaf strip.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dwarves
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FUCK YEAH THAT'S SOME MAGICAL SHIT RIGHT THERE
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love Dwarves.

Even Oglaf ones.

Especially Oglaf ones.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is this really only 4 days old?

*snf* it grew up so fast!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soon it'll be going off to college and be filled with nothing but pizza, beer and Nietzche quotes!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And groups of people randomly tossing sex toys around and marveling at how weird they are. (I cannot be the only person to have had this college experience I REFUSE)

That was the same day we realized a full grown man can fit a condom over his head.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish I'd had that experience.

I did get to one of those tupperware style parties, but with sex toys. We all had a laugh at one that had a face on it, was bendable, and rotated. Someone decided they could use it for a mixer.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man I almost got invited to one of those last year but then like ALL PEOPLE INVOLVED went and had babies and all talk of sex toy parties ended immediately.

This was more of a conversation that spawned from "Holy shit they send you random sex toys if you buy enough porn!?" that spiraled completely out of control.

Come to think of it this really explains why the idea of going into a porn store alone freaks me out so much, but going in a pack just seems normal.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Long, long ago, I was a tutor in an all-women hall of residence, and we had a bunch of students up to the flat for an Ann Summers party when everyone was winding down after exams. The next day, we (my girlfriend at the time shared the flat with me) had the warden of the hall over for tea, and it wasn't until after the three of us sat down on the sofa that I noticed that someone had stuck a gummy phallus to the ceiling. And there it hung, like the Sword of Damocles, directly overhead, for the entire visit.

There is no punchline. Only the lasting, prickly memory of waiting for a small, shiny latex cock to plummet into a cup of tea, and how best to handle the situation, should it arise.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Samsally wrote:
Man I almost got invited to one of those last year but then like ALL PEOPLE INVOLVED went and had babies and all talk of sex toy parties ended immediately.

This was more of a conversation that spawned from "Holy shit they send you random sex toys if you buy enough porn!?" that spiraled completely out of control.

Come to think of it this really explains why the idea of going into a porn store alone freaks me out so much, but going in a pack just seems normal.


I only like going by myself if the store has the right atmosphere. Some places just have a knack for attracting creepers who leer. I remember it being especially bad at one of the local stores (Though craigslist informed me not too long ago this place has secret porn viewing booths with gloryholes, so I assume that has something to do with it.)
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