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Dogen



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you implying sporko's wang is a playground?

Because it totally is.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A combination tire swing and water slide! A see saw, if you catch it at the right moment.
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Halen



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey hey hey hey HEY HEY HEY hey.



HEY.



We have different earwax.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But one love.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you have dry white love, or sticky orange love?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My love is patient, my love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast. It does cause a mess and it stings if it gets in your eye, and I'm sorry about that. I know you said you hate when it gets in your hair and it was totally an accident this time, too.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so, only partake of Dogen's love near an eyewash station

okay
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got yer eyewash station right here.


This thread turned out differently than I expected.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPOILER ALERT!


The eyewash station is his penis.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you should consider an earwax transplant.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I know they do fecal transplants, so I am not sure if that is a thing or not.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i heard something on the radio (it was probably radiolab or something else sciencey) that there was this guy who had a persistent problem with ear infections, but only in one ear, and nothing the doctor prescribed seem to help it. then one day it cleared up, and the guy told his doctor that he had just taken some earwax from his good ear and put it in his infected ear.

apparently there are whole ecosystems living on all of our ....effluvia, and when they are good things are very, very good, and when they go bad they can kill you.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fecal transplants are amazing. I know it's disgusting to a lot of people, but I am dumbfounded that something so simple could help people become healthier.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's sort of amazing to realize just how much we depend on this whole internal ecosystem. (well, external as well - all the bacteria on your skin do stuff for you too.)

sometimes it's rather frustrating, though. i have always struggled with my weight, and now it turns out that gut flora may have something to do with that, and i'm like "so how do i get the _nice_ bacteria?"
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sci show did a great episode on obesity. At the end they gave a checklist of things to make sure you don't become obese. I don't remember all of them, but two major ones were:

1. Go back in time to make sure your parents don't do anything to screw you up via epigenetics.

2. Make sure you choose parents with good, healthy genes.
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