October 13, 2014: Seymour's Rapture Blog

tamalthean · Joined: 10 Nov 2008 Posts: 24

Oh Seymour. Regardless of how you look in the Reality Zone, you're still human at heart.

Some of you may be wondering, "Why does Tat continue to delay the revelation of the significance of Vainglorious/what's happened to real Slicky/what's going on with Blue/where Carmen, Capri, and Jackie have gone?"

...*DELETE*
except not really because it's Tat's comic and he can do what he wants to

Miss Magenta · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:03 am Post subject:

<3

sweet, precious, problematic fav... how ive missed you...
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EverythingsJake · Joined: 26 Jun 2014 Posts: 564 Location: The Jazz Age

Seymour, dear fellow, no one knows when the apocalypse will be. If you'll stop predicting it, you'll never be disappointed when it doesn't arrive.

After all, many before you have tried and were just as wrong.

It's to the point that now, when I hear predictions that the world is about to end, I say, "What, again?"

Yinello · Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 2945 Location: Behind you

Maybe the apocalypse already happened and Sinfest is in some sort of limbo.
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Echo · Joined: 18 Jul 2013 Posts: 828

Tim · Joined: 12 Jun 2014 Posts: 108

Another great strip!

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 17706 Location: under the bed

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11010 Location: Bellingham, WA

Yeah, what the h*ck? Get on with the d*rn story! F*dge this waiting around for you to get off your b*tt.

I mean. Fuck.
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MerchManDan · Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 2088 Location: Somewhere else.

Meanwhile, Seymour has hit the nail right between the eyes: God does indeed like jerking people around.
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Bogy · Joined: 30 Sep 2014 Posts: 15 Location: United States

I apologize if this is just too sensible, not to mention theological, but it is one of my "pet peeves." The Apocalypse, and in particular, the Rapture, is largely an invention of a guy named named Scofield who wrote a study Bible a little over a hundred years ago. Poor Seymour is one of many (mostly U.S.) Christians who are continually disappointed because they don't get raptured while all the "heathens" get left behind to suffer a horrible fate. This concept was unknown to the early church, and would have been completely antithetical to what they understood their responsibility to be. Which would be, to stay and be a part of whatever happened, bringing comfort to whoever they could. All those poor little Seymours, who don't get to go up to heaven and watch the world suffer on the big screen while they sip iced tea.

Ronald · Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 3456

Seymour, does the phrase "will come like a thief in the night" mean anything to you?

Probably not.

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 17706 Location: under the bed

i'm wondering if seymour has actually read Revelation, or just heard about it on TV.
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Bogy · Joined: 30 Sep 2014 Posts: 15 Location: United States

Revelation was only included in the Canon with the understanding it was NOT to be taken literally. Which is the way it was understood until 150 years ago.

tricksterson · Joined: 18 Aug 2012 Posts: 494

Tim · Joined: 12 Jun 2014 Posts: 108