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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
also, who farms in mountain forests? has he ever tried plowing under pine trees on a 30 degree slope?


Sad typical women undermining man creativity
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN DONE A SKYRIM BEFORE
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

holy shit, is he still going?

he deserves a Sinnie for Most Misplaced Persistence
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, we delete all his posts over here and no one reads his livejournal so it has to go somewhere.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I remember reading a very interesting story over the internet about a guy who worked in an office with a bunch of women, who constantly complained that men refused to engage them in conversation. when men actually did bother to do more than answer a woman’s questions with yes or no, he usually got hit with a false sexual harassment charge and was fired.


SOUNDS LEGIT


this is totally a problem where i work. so much so that many of the men on my floor have resorted to communicating in sign language*.




*i'm sure it's entirely coincidental that they work for the deaf community outreach group.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
mouse wrote:
also, who farms in mountain forests? has he ever tried plowing under pine trees on a 30 degree slope?


Sad typical women undermining man creativity


well, i'm a feminist. i can't consider my day complete unless i have left at least one man sobbing amidst the smoldering wreckage of his dreams.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I HEARD A STORY ON THE INTERNET ABOUT A DEAD FUY SIGNING TO A LADY AND HE WAS FIRED FOR SEXUAL HARRASSMENT

JUST FOR HAVING HANDS

THIS IS REAL. IT REALLY HAPPENS.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow I just found this thread and everything in it is amazing.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was worth the read.

Also I waited like two weeks for my supposed email saying I could post on the forum and it never arrived. Now I have trust issues.

That last part is 100% true, and you know this cause it was posted to the internet.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
mouse wrote:
also, who farms in mountain forests? has he ever tried plowing under pine trees on a 30 degree slope?


Sad typical women undermining man creativity


well, i'm a feminist. i can't consider my day complete unless i have left at least one man sobbing amidst the smoldering wreckage of his dreams.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm going to the bathroom to roll a bowling ball down under the line of stalls.

Time to read XKCD so I can get the context for that line. If there is any.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

there isn't
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The context is that the guy in the hat takes pride in coming up with novel ways of trolling the world, hurting people, pointing out the failures of others, etc, and so does the girl he was talking to, and also that cueball knows this well.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i don't know about hurting people - my favorite one is where he is looking for parking, and this one car is taking up two spaces because the owner parked it diagonally - so he pulls out his trusty chainsaw and cuts the car in half, along the parking slot line.

i think he's more about challenging people's assumptions. like, that no one can really do anything if you park illegally, and bowling balls aren't going to suddenly start rolling through your reality.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know about you, but my reality is full of random bowling balls.

If someone parked over the line, I'd tell them so, you can't just- OVER THE LINE!!!

I'm sorry Smoky, you were over the line, that's a foul.

Um, excuse me, mark it zero. Next frame.

Smoky, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.

This is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin, am I wrong? Am I wrong?

Smoky my friend, you are entering a world of pain. You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. A world of pain.

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES

BOWLING IS SRS BZNS
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