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2013-08-29 Going at My Own Pace
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Istancow



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:29 am    Post subject: 2013-08-29 Going at My Own Pace Reply with quote



KREEPTONITE
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Miss Magenta



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

someones gonna be kreepin tonite, yea
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Istancow



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We'll crucify the insincere tonight,
We'll make things right, we'll feel it all tonight,
The impossible is possible tonight,
Believe in me like I believe in you...

Tonight

Sorry, that song's been in my head all day.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put on pants? Fuck that. They're called boxer shorts for a reason - it's totally cool to go outside in them as long as you're about to punch a sucka.
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MerchManDan



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going out-of-doors is HUGELY overrated.
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Night Spade



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read that as Kryptonite tampons, handy for dealing with those SUPER heavy monthies.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you mean Satan's little cotton fingers.
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Yinello



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I discovered during high school that if you keep tampons or the like in your bag for whenever and annoying classmates rummage through it unasked, it repels them. Win/win for me.
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Zhuinden



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure Slick would also need his keys to get in the house.
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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

all such miscellanity was already in the pockets
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Hekateras



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Step 1: Create an oppression system that forces women to spend many minutes preparing themselves for going out so that they not only look absolutely perfect, but don't look too "provocative" and also have everything they need for safety at hand.

Step 2: Mock them for taking so long to get ready. Turn this into a series of easy jokes that everyone knows to be a stereotype but also everyone knows to be secretly true. Women, amirite?

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!

Zhuinden wrote:
I'm pretty sure Slick would also need his keys to get in the house.


Not quite the point. A lot of women use keys as an improvised weapon that you can slash an assailant with to win yourself time to get away. Slick would need his keys too, but forgetting them would, at worst, lead to a bill from the lock company, not the potential of not being able to defend yourself at a critical moment.

...Also... good god, that tampons page... Please tell me it's a spoof. Please. O_O
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Lilith



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hekateras wrote:
good god, that tampons page... Please tell me it's a spoof. Please. O_O


Considering this was a advert, I think spoof is a safe conclusion
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Cley Faye



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When living in a less populated area, the pant-door part are sometime reversed. Kinda fun.
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LadySunami



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heretical Rants wrote:
all such miscellanity was already in the pockets

That's right... Boy pockets actually have space in them. Girl pockets are so tiny and tight you can't fit much more in them then maybe a few quarters. (Unless they're fake or sewn shut for some reason, which is becoming far too common.)
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Yinello



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I freaking hate sewn shut pockets. Fuck you, I'll stuff them all I want to and I don't care if you think it's not sexy.
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