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Sept. 3: Epic Cannibalism
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Mr. Meddler



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:33 am    Post subject: Sept. 3: Epic Cannibalism Reply with quote



Nothing like eating your own people to waken the conscience, eh?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't worry squig, it's not your fault that your people are so goddamn tasty
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to hug Squig. Does anyone else want to hug him? I want to hug him...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just in case my plan of being entombed in a giant black marble basilica falls through, I think I'll donate my body either to science/medicine, a fertilizer company, or cannibals.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, he decided to drink the fapaccino anyway. Although he probably got this one WITHOUT extra fap.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This very reason is why I don't want to become a humanitarian.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm more surprised he isn't traumatized that his kind is being eaten. O.O
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's used to it. Specifically, he's used to the idea that people want to eat pigs - not so much, the idea that people might want to eat HIM.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

IS THIS GONNA BE SQUIG WEEK? Very Happy OH MAN I HOPE SO.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You just jinxed it Valerie

How could you ;.;
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm guessing the pigs they eat in Sinfest world aren't sentient bipedal pigs. Like on the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, where goofy is kind-of a dog, but Pluto is an actual dog-dog. Clarabell Cow is obviously a cow, but there are other farm cows in the show that are regular non-sentient quadrupedal cows.
So you might not be mad at another species doing it, but it would be too weird to do yourself. Kind of like eating your evolutionary cousin, or if apes were super tasty. Maybe.
(Just a random grammar-butchered guess based on having to watch Disney Junior over the weekend. I'm still not sure why Princess Sophia still eats meat, since she has the power to talk to any animal and they ALL seem to be sentient in her show.)
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even with apes, chimpanzees, bonobos and gorillas are defintely too close to sentience for me to be comfortable with eating them. Gibbons and oranoutangs, maybe not, but just to be safe, no. Some nice rhesus monkey brisket on the other hand...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no idea how chimpanzee tastes like but I guess I'd eat it if there wasn't much else.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This conversation reminds me of the restaurant at the end of the universe.

If an animal, in the book it was a cow, was bred so that it was fully aware and sentient but its only desire in life is for you to eat it and it asks you to do so. Afterwards, weather you are going to eat it or not, it goes of to kill itself and cooks will prepare it.

Would you be able to eat it? If not why is it OK to eat something that does not want you to eat it?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Squigs, you are a good person. You resisted temptation.
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