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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what are you talking about, pancocks are a fantastic idea
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JazmynGrey



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ShadowCell wrote:
what are you talking about, pancocks are a fantastic idea


Generally speaking sure, but not for my one year old lol.
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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whaaaaaat, there is no way your one year old can recognize a penis in a lineup of shapes

the best part is if you feed your one year old a steady diet of pancocks when they're too young to recognize the shape of engorged male genitalia, you can take pictures of it! and years later when your one year old is a mouthy, rebellious teenager, you not only have adorable baby pictures, but you have adorable baby pictures of your kid eating dick-shaped pancakes.

see it's all good i got this parenting shit on lockdown
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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey! You can't suggest that!

That's what I was going to write!
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Maynar



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pannekoeks. I believe that is the Dutch spelling, and the pronunciation could be fudged enough to qualify.

See how easy that was?
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Timpie



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maynar wrote:
Pannekoeks. I believe that is the Dutch spelling, and the pronunciation could be fudged enough to qualify.

See how easy that was?

Pannenkoek is the singular, Pannenkoeken is the plural.
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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

speaking of good ideas, how about automated heat-seeking flying attack dildos?
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Istancow



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dildoor. A door with a dildo right in the middle, and a few hydraulics or something that shut it quickly and violently after it is released.

Don't let the dildoor hit your ass on the way out.
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stripeypants



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Istancow wrote:
Dildoor. A door with a dildo right in the middle, and a few hydraulics or something that shut it quickly and violently after it is released.

Don't let the dildoor hit your ass on the way out.


Sounds like a product from the fukken dwarves from Oglaf.
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Istancow



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FUKKEN A' COCKSMITH

Convert to the church of Sithrak today.
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Istancow



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Yinello



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I need a Squildo in my life.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Istancow wrote:


Looks delicious!
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Timpie



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Functionality from both ends!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What are those chunky bits in the squildo? I thought at first those were lights, and was all, "Hell yeah laser light show!"
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