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Mr. Meddler



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:56 am    Post subject: Sept. 26: Jiggle Jiggle Reply with quote



Wait a moment...
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Rune



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, Pebbles is almost a catgirl now anyway.

Really, just look at the picture.
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Mr. Meddler



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Catgirl? Or...catwoman??


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...No.
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Rune



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



My turn.

I just spent waaaaay too long on this.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent job, Rune.

How is it even possible for DevilCorp profits to go down??
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Yinello



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey now D-man, not all devil ladies work for you.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I remember my Bible studies right, unless you actively choose to be saved and truly mean it, when you die, your soul automatically becomes the Devil's property.
Therefore the only way his profits are going down is that 1/ less people are dying or 2/ more people choose to be saved.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^plz no
plz
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heretical Rants wrote:
^plz no
plz


I'm pretty sure Night Spade wasn't serious. My Bib Ed "teacher" was even more douchey. According to her, if you'd just heard of Christianity and didn't immediately convert, you were doomed to hellfire. Not after having it exhaustively explained to you and weighing all the pro and cons, but just hearing of it. I'm pretty sure she was an adherent of Jack Chick.

Which reminds me of the time at Tech I was reading an AD&D manual on the train (as you do) and a young woman started trying to convert me and even invited me to her church (probably for an excorcism).
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of the angry homeless lady on the tram

"Are you a Christian?"

"No."

"YOU WILL DIE IN THREE DAYS!"

security pretty much booted her out instantly. FYI this was 4 years ago. I guess she meant Pluto days?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see a slashed Ill bot in the very near future....
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TerseRiddle



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...pluto's days are only about 6 earth days...
now if she was talking about mercury, then you still have about 2 years.

And why is the pebbles a factor in the devil's profit... unless she counts as a wasted expenditure he made while showing off.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fake account wrote:
Heretical Rants wrote:
^plz no
plz


I'm pretty sure Night Spade wasn't serious. My Bib Ed "teacher" was even more douchey. According to her, if you'd just heard of Christianity and didn't immediately convert, you were doomed to hellfire. Not after having it exhaustively explained to you and weighing all the pro and cons, but just hearing of it. I'm pretty sure she was an adherent of Jack Chick.

Which reminds me of the time at Tech I was reading an AD&D manual on the train (as you do) and a young woman started trying to convert me and even invited me to her church (probably for an excorcism).

Eh, depend on christian denomination. Night Spade sounds like she's reciting Lutheran rhetoric.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fake account wrote:
Heretical Rants wrote:
^plz no
plz


I'm pretty sure Night Spade wasn't serious. My Bib Ed "teacher" was even more douchey. According to her, if you'd just heard of Christianity and didn't immediately convert, you were doomed to hellfire. Not after having it exhaustively explained to you and weighing all the pro and cons, but just hearing of it. I'm pretty sure she was an adherent of Jack Chick.

Which reminds me of the time at Tech I was reading an AD&D manual on the train (as you do) and a young woman started trying to convert me and even invited me to her church (probably for an excorcism).

Eh, depend on christian denomination. Night Spade sounds like she's reciting Lutheran rhetoric.
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