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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Out of tea.

Went to Starbucks; determined to sample beverage known as "coffee".

Deeply regret error. Will not attempt to imbibe "coffee" again.

Why do so many continue to drink this poison? They seem almost dependent on the substance.

Could it be...?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

willingly poisoned

aircraft ever lower overhead

no hum but the plangent yowl of the tipper

claws amount to naught

no more
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Encountered hill with some oddly arranged sticks, a bit of cloth, and a skull.

Also found marijuana.

And Nazi paraphernalia.

And some oil.

Ground started shaking a lot, decided to leave.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is there a such thing as a subjective object?

How about an objective subject? Or objectivist subjection?

If a man screams in the woods and no one is around to hear him, is it wrong to continue torture?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is no spoon slowly scraping skin off of your back, it is only your imagination.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

UNNATURAL SORES

NO TIME FOR PAIN
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PAIN IS FOR THE INHERITORS OF THE EARTH

Er... the meek, that is.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

entreated to the second thrice

don't have any more pills
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

scratch

scratch scratch


inexorable ooze

ranks in addition; out of date; never smiles


scratch scratch scratch


Twice unknown. Never fallen. It's all part of a larger design.

scratch

Trade death for life.

One moment of suffering, drawn out to eternity. I trusted you.
a good man
the deputy has no more

never have I heard more slowly
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but i didn't shoot the deputy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you don't understand, i shot the sheriff

where are you taking me
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