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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
...did HR short out?

You know Data on Star Trek had an "off" button that reset him... I wonder if HR does. I don't know anything about pineapple anatomy. Maybe you should go over there and poke HR and find out, mouse.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sure!

um.....you got a stick?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ö

haha wow

when did I make this thread


Ö keep a log?

what.


Dogen wrote:
I don't know anything about pineapple anatomy.


Me neither! Which is strange, seeing as I am one! Maybe there's a user manual..
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, who jacked my account?

THIS IS PRETTY SILLY | Iím changing my password, ya dinglenizzle
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wait, I found some handwritten notes on this stuff as well

...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just wish these entries weren't so vague. I canít have possibly been referring to literal sunlight, could I?

That was posted last night. NIGHT.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe Iíll just take note of anything strange that happens

if I forget again, then that could help me confirm the validity of these posts
supposing I accept my own notes as evidence, of course
I am still unsure

but how do I decide what is noteworthy
what if Iíve forgotten what I need to know to judge even that
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Day 736: After many attempts, success! I have bottled light from an incandescent light, using the apparatus I have spent the past year perfecting.

Tomorrow I shall try to bottle sunlight.

Someone is at the door. I am hiding this notebook in the dead drop. If you find this, then I'll be long dead. Use my research. Bottle the sun!

Goodbye my child.


Final entry from notebook recovered 24/09/3047QR. Author referred to as simply "Mr N". Appears to have been a professional plumber and stuntman. Aside from notes on the process of bottling light, the notebook contains designs for a better mousetrap, and a collection of rude limericks.

Mr. N's body was not recovered. It can be surmised that he was captured by soldiers of the Society of Heavily Enforced Peace.

The notebook appears to have been untouched between its deposition and official recovery- however the discovery of this bottled sunlight in captured F.N.R. strongholds suggests that the process of bottling sunlight has been successfully performed without dependence on Mr. N's notes.

Despite the discovery of Mr. N's notebook, scientists have been unable to replicate the process of bottling light.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

light and warmth
very comforting, usually
especially considering many children's irrational fear of the dark

the dark is our friend

except when facing those who can see more clearly in the dark than we can, I suppose, or when on the receiving end of an ambush

anyway, I do not have enough information to hypothesize about their use of 'light' at this time


I will continue making notes, small comfort that it is -- if they can manipulate my thoughts, then surely they can manipulate my logs as well

perhaps it would be better to pretend nothing has happened
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For years I thought the sun was a monster...

I'm here to tell you that it's not a monster.
IT'S NOT A MONSTER
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You think the darkness is your ally?

You merely adopted the darkness.

I am Stan.

I am the darkness.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

suspiciously specific denial
difficult to verify and likely not the best use of resources

will continue to consider the sun as an energy source, same as always


one could speculate that it has developed its own consciousness or life forms, but that would just be silly, wouldn't it
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is not simply dead.

He is devoured by the shadow that blots out time.

His being, his past, his memory... all erased by the shadow.

Only the shadow remembers.

Only the shadow can tell his story.

But not even the shadow can resurrect him.

You do not know what it means to die, mortal.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But the fire seeks to burn away time, space, the shadow, everything. The being that calls itself ??? would have not only him, but all else erased, the energy pushed beyond its limit, blotting out even the shadow. To overload om.

The darkness must fight back.
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