Sinfest

[crossbow]

say, i know! you should all leave your kidneys to me. totally.

[Desire]

I'm not planning on dying.


But if I should some day... *shrugs* What do I care what they do with my body. The people who love me know me best, they'll figure out what I'd like. If they put me in a container though, it really should be blue.





Though... I've long had a dream of having a huge monolithic monument erected as a grave marker and then having it read my dates of birth and death and the name "nobody."


I'd have to be filthy rich though to take that kind of money from my children's inheritance though. So yeah, like I said, a dream.
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"Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her. "

[Darqcyde]

[death_to_dib]

That kind of reminds me of my moms stance on life insurance. She doesnt like it because she says its like theyre betting that your going to die. I told her thats the beauty of it... you cant lose. Im going to play those bastards like suckers. The money will go to throwing one hell of a party when i kick it.

[Omega F]

[Desire]

[rm]

[Snorri]

[rm]

my plans are better.
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[kame]

:poiisons both wine glasses:
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bi-chromaticism is the extraordinary belief that there exists only two options
each polar opposite to each other
where one is completely superior to the other.

[Varst Kolcimb]

[kame]

*drinks, knowing that he's already built up a tolerance to the poison*

Princess Bride ftw
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bi-chromaticism is the extraordinary belief that there exists only two options
each polar opposite to each other
where one is completely superior to the other.

[rm]

you misspelled poison, therefore I live.
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[Snorri]

Fish?
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[Uncle Benny]

I wish to be incinerated, then ingested by 86 crack addicts while "white horse" is playing in the background.