2013-11-25: Cryfacey

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11085 Location: PDX

Sometimes I dream that I poke my own eyes out and they roll around staring at people, and when they find someone they don't like that person bursts into flames, while my body looks on, both aghast and aroused. Then, after like ten annoying people have died - but totally not less than thirty or forty minutes (I spend a lot of time making sure each person is thoroughly immolated) - I orgasm over the burnt corpses of the dead and my own eyes.

Does that seem weird?
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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 17831 Location: under the bed

well, it's a little odd that your body looks on without eyes.
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11085 Location: PDX

Yeah, that part seemed a little weird to me, too.
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stripeypants · Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:42 am Post subject:

One time I dreamed the devil was recruiting new Satanists in the middle of a church. He was burly and shirtless and french kissing people. He got lots of converts. Good times.

I also dreamed that chocolate is mined out of mountains in Switzerland, and that its natural form is just like the filling of a Lindt truffle. (Unfortunately in that dream, the occasionally recurring character of a ginormous 300 year old alligator was stuck in the mountain I went to visit.)
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CalmBlueSea · Joined: 12 Apr 2013 Posts: 145 Location: Massachusetts

I had a dream one time about a random toy closet coming to life Toy Story style. I was a ragdoll, new to the group, talking to the various toys and getting a feel for the place.

I meet Spongebob Squarepants.

I can't remember if he had a beer, but he was so melancholy and depressed-looking that it felt right. He starts telling me what it feels like being him, making jokes and singing songs and filling the world with his unique brand of whimsy. It's only later, when he's alone, that he realizes what a fool he must look like to everyone. He hates that he looks like such a clown, but this silliness is the only way he knows to communicate with other people.

He didn't smile or joke during this; it was a solemn, honest moment of clarity. When I woke up, somewhere in the back of my mind I was laughing at the absurdity of it. But mostly, I was more ...affected than a dream about fucking Spongbob should have the ability to make me.

MerchManDan · Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 2112 Location: Somewhere else.

I'll just say this: If a dream really is a wish your heart makes, then my heart needs some SERIOUS psychotherapy.
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Yinello · Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 2967 Location: Behind you

If my dreams are supposed to reflect my innermost wishes, I'm one truly fucked up individual.
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Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 6768

I had a dream once where I was the Doctor and I flew around time and space having adventures and flirting shamelessly with Tyler Hoechlin (who was totally flirting back).

The best part was that I was still me. Looked like me, sounded like me. I just had a TARDIS and a flirty companion hotter than the sun.

I just really enjoy how this makes me probably the most normal if dreams are wishes. Sure sign the theory is broken.
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Yinello · Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 2967 Location: Behind you

Best dream: I was in the Wizard of Oz movie but I knew it was a movie. No idea how I got in but nevertheless I went along with the adventure. When Dorothy and co got their asses handed to them by the Wicked Witch, I saved the day by throwing water on her. Good times.

I've had other great dreams but I forget them ;.;
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Hekateras · Joined: 31 May 2012 Posts: 75

It's kind of sad that even Slick's attempt to show 'heart' can't escape the constraints of gender binaries and patriarchal enforcement of masculinity. The 'single manly tear' as opposed to 'female waterworks' is very much a symptom of the whole emotional withdrawal/"manly stoicism" thing.

Keep trying, Slick. You'll get there eventually. Maybe.

Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 6768

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 17831 Location: under the bed

i never seem to have people in my dreams, at least not that i really remember. the dreams i remember seem to involve me wandering around in some sort of unoccupied building with a very dreamlike structure.

which probably says something really sad about me....
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