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1/22/2014 - The Book of Duderonomy
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Onimaru



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I enjoyed the hilarious quotes, was sad to find out they actually came from an actual source of written material however.

As far as the comic goes, I simply hope that it's a case of 'Dark Realm' with the men's darksides and not something Slick let kcilS take him over for so he could participate in this foolishness.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the executioner/priest guy is kind of hot, though.
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Ricia



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChastMastr wrote:
I think the executioner/priest guy is kind of hot, though.


Yeah he's got a nice body. Too bad he's a jerk. Haha oh Sinfest, where I feel bad finding anybody hot.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think it's so bad to find somebody hot. I'm flattered if someone finds me hot. Problem is that they always phrase it that compliments themselves more than the person they're supposed to be complimenting. "I'd totally do you!" Ah yes, because all my life I've wanted to touch your penis.

Oh wait, the church of Penisanity says I do. Want to touch penis. Just not yours. Hail penis!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PINGAS


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why parody the script, when it has suche nice passages as in Hesekiel 23,20:
> Their penises are as big as donkeys' and their cum amounts to that of horses.

Now here come the articles of the chuch of penis and its only valid confession which is Dudebroism:

- There IS the perfect penis that can satisfy every woman.
- Even looking at it would take anyones breath away.
- It can cure the lesser good, also known as lesbians.
- It could also satisfy every man, but that would be the gayvil.
- It is just the perfect size for both to enjoy vaginal, anal, oral incl. deep throat, mammaly, handjob, footjob.
- To be a real dudebro, you need to practise all of those.
- Any dudebro must once in his lifetime satisfy two women in a threesome.
- Yours is not THE penis. Yours is either too small, too thin, too large, too thick, too lump, too veiny, or has e weird colour, or the balls don't match, or it's cut, or any freaky combination of those.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:01 am    Post subject: The Martyrdom of St Victor Reply with quote

And it came to pass that Saint Victor was taken from this place to another place. Where he was lain upon pillows of silk and made to rest himself amongst sheets of muslin and velvet. And there stroked was he by maidens of the Orient.

For sixteen days and nights stroked they him, yea verily and caressed him. His hair, ruffled they. And their fingers rubbethed they in oil of olives, and runneth them across all parts of his body for as much as to soothe him. And the soles of his feet licked they. And the upper parts of his thigh did they anoint with the balm of forbidden trees. And with the teeth of their mouths, nibbleth they the pointed bits at the top of his ears. Yea verily, and did with their tongues thereof make themselves acquainted with his most secret places.

For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens. But on the 16th day he cried out, saying:

'This is fantastic! Oh, this is terrific!!'

And the Lord did hear the cry of Victor. And verily came He down and slew the maidens. And caused their cottonwool buds to blow away, and their Kleenex to be laid waste utterly. And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the Lord was a rotten bastard.

And the Lord sent an angel to comfort Victor for the weekend. And entered they together the jaccuzzi.'

Here endeth the lesson.
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Ookamo



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To think, I almost went to semenary. Really missed my calling there.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is the semenary where you go to be anointed by the Penis?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
Is the semenary where you go to be anointed by the Penis?


Guess with what.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

W-wine...?


It's not wine. Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yinello wrote:
What have you done for Penis lately?

Which of course, leads to the need for "WWPD?" bracelets.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
W-wine...?


It's not wine. Sad


White wine. Slightly thick, gloopy, salty white wine.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That doesn't sound like it would taste good at all...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is the holy issuance of Penis, dare you defy its grandeur?
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