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Istancow

Joined: 29 Jan 2013 Posts: 1107 Location: Chamber of the House of Lords, Palace of Westminister
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:31 pm Post subject: 2014-01-29 My work here is done |
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HIS NAME IS PORNO MAN
OR MAYBE IT'S JUST A TITLE
I DUNNO _________________ Good day, good people! |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11274 Location: PDX
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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Who turns on the porno signal? _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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ChastMastr

Joined: 15 Jul 2012 Posts: 478 Location: Tampa Bay, Florida, US
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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I still want to see someone--a guy, I mean, specifically--get turned on by Porno Man's hot, muscular bod and dungeon-hood get-up.
Precisely how much Porno Man--whom I'm assuming is meant to be straight (and presumably not gay-friendly)--would appreciate that particularly penetrating male gaze, I don't know, but I'd love to find out, especially since he really does ironically fit into a particular kind of gay stereotype, appearance-wise.  |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11274 Location: PDX
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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I'm confused by Porno Man's hockey-puck head. I assume it's meant to be a helmet of some kind, a la the Juggernaut, but it's an odd accouterment for a man who isn't wearing much of anything else.
I guess it's fitting that Porno Man wears about as much clothing as your average underdressed female superhero. Now he just needs to do some cortionistic posing where you can see his bum and his face at the same time. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Night Spade

Joined: 12 Jan 2010 Posts: 1382 Location: Australia
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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I bet he looks like a Sontaran* under that helmut.
*Doctor Who villain. _________________ “I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator”
- Richard Branson -
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Ennis

Joined: 08 Jun 2013 Posts: 992 Location: Australia
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Night Spade wrote: | I bet he looks like a Sontaran* under that helmut.
*Doctor Who villain. |
That's pretty much what I've been thinking the whole time. |
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Ookamo

Joined: 16 Apr 2012 Posts: 367 Location: Interstitial Void
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Interesting, that Porno Man sleeps alone. _________________
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Istancow

Joined: 29 Jan 2013 Posts: 1107 Location: Chamber of the House of Lords, Palace of Westminister
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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I believe the character design is meant to resemble an executioner. The whole costume is very reminiscent of the garb traditionally associated with headsmen.
Lopping off heads and hanging people and stuff.
Why an executioner? I dunno. Meant to be intimidating, I guess. Or maybe it's to associate him with torture, rather than execution. That would make sense, because he was the symbol of S&M porn and stuff in that one strip that had him as the symbol of S&M porn and stuff.
In which case, the costume would still be largely an intimidation thing.
EDIT: Here we are, image.
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Istancow

Joined: 29 Jan 2013 Posts: 1107 Location: Chamber of the House of Lords, Palace of Westminister
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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Behold the Lord High Executioner!
A personage of noble rank and title!
A dignified and potent officer!
Whose functions are particularly vital!
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Yinello

Joined: 09 May 2012 Posts: 3463
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Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:14 am Post subject: |
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How does he fly? |
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SA_Penguin

Joined: 13 Feb 2011 Posts: 306 Location: Adelaide
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Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:27 am Post subject: |
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Yinello wrote: | How does he fly? |
He doesn't.
Squig threw him in the air, using powerful arm muscles developed by using masturbation as part of an exercise regime. _________________
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Cley Faye
Joined: 27 Dec 2010 Posts: 179
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Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:18 am Post subject: |
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ChastMastr wrote: | I still want to see someone--a guy, I mean, specifically--get turned on by Porno Man's hot, muscular bod and dungeon-hood get-up.
Precisely how much Porno Man--whom I'm assuming is meant to be straight (and presumably not gay-friendly)--would appreciate that particularly penetrating male gaze, I don't know, but I'd love to find out, especially since he really does ironically fit into a particular kind of gay stereotype, appearance-wise.  |
Why do you assume that? Think about it. There's all kind of porno out there. The porno spectrum range from straight amateur to multidirectionnal professional weird 7-on-7 action!
Porno-man back all porno! he's just delivering the appropriate message for whoever calls upon him! Straight, Gay, Other, Otter... anything goes!
...that's just random thinking. Now excuse me, I have to go to work... |
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MerchManDan

Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 2126 Location: Somewhere else.
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Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:14 am Post subject: |
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While I get what you mean, Cley, in this context - that is, given all we've been shown of the Siniverse's porno paradigm - I think it's safe to assume that PornoMan is all about what gets straight men off (het porn, girl-on-girl, etc) and has little regard for any other demographic.
Dogen wrote: | Who turns on the porno signal? | Whoever gets turned on by porn, I suppose. _________________
mouse wrote: | almost a shame to waste dennis' talent on him.
except it's always a pleasure to see a good dennis insult. |
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Yinello

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Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:37 am Post subject: |
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SA_Penguin wrote: | Yinello wrote: | How does he fly? |
He doesn't.
Squig threw him in the air, using powerful arm muscles developed by using masturbation as part of an exercise regime. |
And all this time he made us think he was doing it for the lols.
That sly piggeh. |
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Echo

Joined: 18 Jul 2013 Posts: 1845
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Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:06 am Post subject: |
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MerchManDan wrote: | While I get what you mean, Cley, in this context - that is, given all we've been shown of the Siniverse's porno paradigm - I think it's safe to assume that PornoMan is all about what gets straight men off (het porn, girl-on-girl, etc) and has little regard for any other demographic. |
I don't have time to hunt citations right now, but his reading from Duderonomy supported that assumption, and I'm sure he's turned up in the Bomf District as well... |
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