2014-01-29 My work here is done

Istancow · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:31 am Post subject: 2014-01-29 My work here is done

HIS NAME IS PORNO MAN

OR MAYBE IT'S JUST A TITLE

I DUNNO
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 10609 Location: Bellingham, WA

Who turns on the porno signal?
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ChastMastr · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:55 am Post subject:

I still want to see someone--a guy, I mean, specifically--get turned on by Porno Man's hot, muscular bod and dungeon-hood get-up.

Precisely how much Porno Man--whom I'm assuming is meant to be straight (and presumably not gay-friendly)--would appreciate that particularly penetrating male gaze, I don't know, but I'd love to find out, especially since he really does ironically fit into a particular kind of gay stereotype, appearance-wise. Razz

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 10609 Location: Bellingham, WA

I'm confused by Porno Man's hockey-puck head. I assume it's meant to be a helmet of some kind, a la the Juggernaut, but it's an odd accouterment for a man who isn't wearing much of anything else.

I guess it's fitting that Porno Man wears about as much clothing as your average underdressed female superhero. Now he just needs to do some cortionistic posing where you can see his bum and his face at the same time.
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Night Spade · Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 1176 Location: Australia

I bet he looks like a Sontaran* under that helmut.
*Doctor Who villain.
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Interesting, that Porno Man sleeps alone.
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Istancow · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:34 am Post subject:

I believe the character design is meant to resemble an executioner. The whole costume is very reminiscent of the garb traditionally associated with headsmen.

Lopping off heads and hanging people and stuff.

Why an executioner? I dunno. Meant to be intimidating, I guess. Or maybe it's to associate him with torture, rather than execution. That would make sense, because he was the symbol of S&M porn and stuff in that one strip that had him as the symbol of S&M porn and stuff.

In which case, the costume would still be largely an intimidation thing.

EDIT: Here we are, image.

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Istancow · Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:38 am Post subject:

Behold the Lord High Executioner!
A personage of noble rank and title!
A dignified and potent officer!
Whose functions are particularly vital!

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Yinello · Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 2642 Location: Behind you

How does he fly?
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While I get what you mean, Cley, in this context - that is, given all we've been shown of the Siniverse's porno paradigm - I think it's safe to assume that PornoMan is all about what gets straight men off (het porn, girl-on-girl, etc) and has little regard for any other demographic.

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