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Istancow



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:31 am    Post subject: 2014-01-29 My work here is done Reply with quote



HIS NAME IS PORNO MAN

OR MAYBE IT'S JUST A TITLE

I DUNNO
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who turns on the porno signal?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still want to see someone--a guy, I mean, specifically--get turned on by Porno Man's hot, muscular bod and dungeon-hood get-up.

Precisely how much Porno Man--whom I'm assuming is meant to be straight (and presumably not gay-friendly)--would appreciate that particularly penetrating male gaze, I don't know, but I'd love to find out, especially since he really does ironically fit into a particular kind of gay stereotype, appearance-wise. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm confused by Porno Man's hockey-puck head. I assume it's meant to be a helmet of some kind, a la the Juggernaut, but it's an odd accouterment for a man who isn't wearing much of anything else.

I guess it's fitting that Porno Man wears about as much clothing as your average underdressed female superhero. Now he just needs to do some cortionistic posing where you can see his bum and his face at the same time.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet he looks like a Sontaran* under that helmut.
*Doctor Who villain.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Night Spade wrote:
I bet he looks like a Sontaran* under that helmut.
*Doctor Who villain.

That's pretty much what I've been thinking the whole time.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting, that Porno Man sleeps alone.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe the character design is meant to resemble an executioner. The whole costume is very reminiscent of the garb traditionally associated with headsmen.

Lopping off heads and hanging people and stuff.

Why an executioner? I dunno. Meant to be intimidating, I guess. Or maybe it's to associate him with torture, rather than execution. That would make sense, because he was the symbol of S&M porn and stuff in that one strip that had him as the symbol of S&M porn and stuff.

In which case, the costume would still be largely an intimidation thing.

EDIT: Here we are, image.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Behold the Lord High Executioner!
A personage of noble rank and title!
A dignified and potent officer!
Whose functions are particularly vital!


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How does he fly?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yinello wrote:
How does he fly?

He doesn't.

Squig threw him in the air, using powerful arm muscles developed by using masturbation as part of an exercise regime.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChastMastr wrote:
I still want to see someone--a guy, I mean, specifically--get turned on by Porno Man's hot, muscular bod and dungeon-hood get-up.

Precisely how much Porno Man--whom I'm assuming is meant to be straight (and presumably not gay-friendly)--would appreciate that particularly penetrating male gaze, I don't know, but I'd love to find out, especially since he really does ironically fit into a particular kind of gay stereotype, appearance-wise. Razz


Why do you assume that? Think about it. There's all kind of porno out there. The porno spectrum range from straight amateur to multidirectionnal professional weird 7-on-7 action!

Porno-man back all porno! he's just delivering the appropriate message for whoever calls upon him! Straight, Gay, Other, Otter... anything goes!

...that's just random thinking. Now excuse me, I have to go to work...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While I get what you mean, Cley, in this context - that is, given all we've been shown of the Siniverse's porno paradigm - I think it's safe to assume that PornoMan is all about what gets straight men off (het porn, girl-on-girl, etc) and has little regard for any other demographic.

Dogen wrote:
Who turns on the porno signal?
Whoever gets turned on by porn, I suppose.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SA_Penguin wrote:
Yinello wrote:
How does he fly?

He doesn't.

Squig threw him in the air, using powerful arm muscles developed by using masturbation as part of an exercise regime.


And all this time he made us think he was doing it for the lols.

That sly piggeh.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MerchManDan wrote:
While I get what you mean, Cley, in this context - that is, given all we've been shown of the Siniverse's porno paradigm - I think it's safe to assume that PornoMan is all about what gets straight men off (het porn, girl-on-girl, etc) and has little regard for any other demographic.


I don't have time to hunt citations right now, but his reading from Duderonomy supported that assumption, and I'm sure he's turned up in the Bomf District as well...
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