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1/22/2014 - The Book of Duderonomy
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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:58 am    Post subject: 1/22/2014 - The Book of Duderonomy Reply with quote



the Book of Ledickitus has a bunch of rules about what you can and can't do with your penis
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Istancow



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Genitals 19:26 wrote:
But Long's wife looked back from behind him, and she became a phallus of salt.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gospel o' Doc Johnson, 11:35 wrote:
Penis wept.

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Rune



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Schlong of Solomon, 1:

My beam of oak shall shore her raftered walls,

And my company to her like a horse to Pharaoh's chariots.

Because I'm hung.
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diagram12345



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:22 am    Post subject: Re: 1/22/2014 - The Book of Duderonomy Reply with quote

The Book of Duderonomy sounds like a book for gay sex tips.
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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the book of XXXodus is even worse
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SA_Penguin



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Penis came over 2,000 years ago.
When he comes again, it's gonna be HUGE.

http://youtu.be/rGLhMYol-QQ


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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and then there's the Gospel According to Johnson
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't find today's strip that funny, but all of your comments made me laugh XD
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ecclesitestes 1:15 wrote:

15 That which is crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Pastor of Disaster
The Rabi with No Alibi
The Deacon of Freakin'
The Abbot with a Bad Habit (Really Bad, Okay?)
The Imam Who Banged Your Mom
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally, I'm more of a New Testicle person myself:

"For God so loved the womens that he gave his one and only Schlong, that whoever believes in it shall not perish but have eternal orgasms." --Dong 3:16
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peter 1:22

Now that you have purified yourselves by obeying the penis so that you have sincere love for each other, love one another deeply, with the penis.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Few indeed are the times when I wish I had read The Bible and/or had a few passages memorized.

Truly excellent work, people. Keep it up! (if you know what I mean)
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Yinello



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What have you done for Penis lately?
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