March 20: Vagina Dentata Girl

Homeslice · Joined: 17 Jun 2012 Posts: 258 Location: NC

that's...uh...certainly an interesting power there. It would certainly lead to rather bizarre attack moves.

Hydro · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:45 am Post subject: Re: March 20: Vagina Dentata Girl

ilikerunning · Joined: 16 May 2013 Posts: 24

Its funny how polarized these two have become Smile

I laughed at the joke- missed that implication at first.

YouNique · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:59 am Post subject:

Vagina Dentata? What a wonderful phrase!
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zarus · Joined: 10 Feb 2013 Posts: 180

dude she's like 9

Night Spade · Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 1253 Location: Australia

Vagina Dentata: pussy shaped pasta?
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 6256 Location: California

Night Spade · Joined: 13 Jan 2010 Posts: 1253 Location: Australia

So how does she get her Vagina Dentata into position to bite a guy's dick off exactly?

Does she lure them with sex so she can use her VD to chomp their cocks off or does she tear off his pants and underdak before using her VD as it stretchs out like a hentai tentacle and aims for his crutch?
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ellf · Joined: 06 Jul 2013 Posts: 10

I will say that.... I'm honestly not sure how exactly that can be a hero or a villain. She... really wouldn't want to be in situations where it can be used if she's a hero. And if she's a villain, she's a femme fatale where she seduces men into it.

Unless she just removes penises without using the vagina dentata.

I'm definitely overthinking this.

TerseRiddle · Joined: 27 Jun 2013 Posts: 233 Location: In my head

So she's a punisher type hero who kills her targets... because that's the only thing that power is doing...
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stripeypants · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:46 am Post subject:

This reminds me of an idea someone had for a device African women could wear which had spikes or something in it, in case they were sexually assaulted.

I wonder if Minique is trying to make a friendship with Theo work by sharing his interests, or if she randomly decided to get into comics just for comics themselves.
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Ennis · Joined: 09 Jun 2013 Posts: 987 Location: Australia

Oh gods Tat, I really hope this doesn't get picked up as a "look at what teh evil feminists want to do to the poor mennnzzz" thing.

I have to agree with above comments that are skeptical about the practical applications of having an adamantium-fanged vagina. It's also kind of disturbing because unless she shoots bullets from down there or something, doesn't it kinda mean that she has to be um, penetrated in that area? *shudders* Especially disturbing because I see the superhero as being an extension of Minique, who looks about 12 to me. I'm really not a fan of this strip tbh. I think it would be better/funnier if she made a superhero called Feminista who had the qualities of "the hairy-legged lesbian feminist you were warned about" or something, and then Theo made the same "wow, scary villain" assumption.

ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 6256 Location: California

stripeypants · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:15 am Post subject:

Maybe she didn't really think through the practical usage of that weapon? Maybe she intends the character to do other things while fighting.
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 6256 Location: California

this is actually a completely brilliant superhero idea

see, put yourself in the criminal's shoes. there you are, committing crimes, such as stealing elderly ladies' purses or trying to incinerate an entire city with an orbital death cannon or kidnapping and torturing the police commissioner to prove that life is a giant cruel joke. and then VAGINA DENTATA GIRL shows up! and her primary method of attacking any body part of yours, much less your penis, is to leap into the air, spread her legs, and chomp away with her adamantium vagina teeth. as the criminal, what do you do? how do you respond to this? what is the proper way, as a self-respecting criminal, to deal with a superhero who practices vaginal martial arts?

the answer is to throw down your weapon, put your hands up, and surrender. because the superhero who flings herself at you with open legs and chomping vagina-teeth is clearly not one with whom you can reason, beg, or negotiate. you have no hope of mercy from someone who will use her very vagina to attack you. and she obviously cares about nothing more than harming you, and will stop at nothing to do it, if she's going to try to bite you with her hooha. you're just doomed.

and that's before it ever needs to enter your mind that vagina dentata girl might literally bite your dick off.

no way, vagina dentata girl is clearly the most fearsome superhero possible: the one who is all done with the giving of fucks.