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August 16, 2014: My kingdom for a fork
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EverythingsJake



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:26 am    Post subject: August 16, 2014: My kingdom for a fork Reply with quote



Or as the late great Yogi Berra said, "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
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CalmBlueSea



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ten bucks it's the nose dil-

I mean, Nerf pitchfork.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spoons are much better anyhow.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They hurt more!
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EverythingsJake



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure, let it be the Nerf pitchfork. Let Abby fetch it and Blue sleepily cuddle it, while they tuck her in for a nap. Awww....

Just in time for the boss to come home.
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ChastMastr



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She'll get the wrong fork.

"HEAR ME, D-MAN! NO LONGER AM I THE DEVILGIRL YOU KNEW! I AM FIRE! AND LIFE INCARNATE! NOW AND FOREVER...

"...I AM BLUE PHOENIX!!"
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KillAllMen



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's obvious she wants her pitchfork to rise against the Patriarchy that was responsible for putting her in this situation to begin with. If it weren't for the cishet Devil setting her up for failure in the first place, she wouldn't be stressing out. She needs her pitchfork to take vengeance against cishet scum that made her life a literal living hell.

I hope she gets her pitchfork and stabs every cishet white male oppressor right in their crotch. Their Oppression Rods need to be severed. Social Justice demands that all men pay for their gendercrimes!
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Ennis



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loving that Blue's "Z" is in a fancy serif font.

Abby's pigtails have a mind of their own. Reminds me of Chihiro (I think that's her name?) from Azumanga Daioh.

Blue's fringe is far spikier in panel 3 than one would expect it to be.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waiting for the inevitable comment on the tagline from the usual suspects.
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Echo



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope it's the nerf pitchfork, and Abby and 'Nique discover her softer side. The one that''s a bit hard to miss, what with that painting from Fyoosh taking pride of place in Blue's room. Though yeah, it does seem to be set up to have them bring Blue her stabby pitchfork instead...
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Konoko



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:33 am    Post subject: Oh yes, the fork Reply with quote

Ahah, I didn't even think of any other forks than the nerf fork. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KillAllMen wrote:
It's obvious she wants her pitchfork to rise against the Patriarchy that was responsible for putting her in this situation to begin with. If it weren't for the cishet Devil setting her up for failure in the first place, she wouldn't be stressing out. She needs her pitchfork to take vengeance against cishet scum that made her life a literal living hell.

I hope she gets her pitchfork and stabs every cishet white male oppressor right in their crotch. Their Oppression Rods need to be severed. Social Justice demands that all men pay for their gendercrimes!


You want to end your problem by killing all men--which will also end the human race. Fine. You don't have to kill me, I've been impotent for the past 20 years, (and have had an orchidectomy as well). I have an angiosarcoma, and probably won't live that long on my own, regardless. We'll see if I can die before you get to me.

Whatever the fuck "cishet" means, anyway. . . .
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Ronald



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pgranzeau wrote:
You want to end your problem by killing all men--which will also end the human race.


You've heard of sperm banks, right? If all human males on Earth disappeared, there'd be more within nine months. If all human females on Earth disappeared? THAT would end the human race.
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Samsally



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh for gods sake, KAM is a troll and doesn't speak for literally any of the forum feminists.

If you want to argue with a sockpuppet go for it I guess, but you'll look like an idiot.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I kind of like the name Oppression Rod for a penis. I don't know if I'll ever have the opportunity to use it, but I hope I can remember it because it's hilarious.
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