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AfyonBlade



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You really don't know?

Was gonna post the wiki, but, alas, I was beaten. Sad

I saw Diamond do some stand up. It was pretty awesome.
(Comedy, not sex)
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Desire



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I very well might know, but might not know the name. *shrugs*

Honestly, my curosity to know these types of things has been tempered. There's been at least a few times I would have been happier with less knowledge. Hell, I would still be able to enjoy zombie movies if I hadn't been so damn curious when i was younger. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trust me, this is one of those times Desire. I know, and I am *not* better for the knowing.
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AfyonBlade



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, it is one of those times. It's one of those explanations that starts "So you're doin' her doggy style, right?" I mean, just from that, you will know timmcloud is correct.
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Lasairfiona



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goodness, this wouldn't happen if people knew how to do anal correctly. Shit shouldn't even be involved!

Lesson: Eat your fiber kids!



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>.< True...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
Goodness, this wouldn't happen if people knew how to do anal correctly. Shit shouldn't even be involved!

Lesson: Eat your fiber kids!




At first, appalling.
At second, fascinated.
At third, curious enough to ask for a followup by Lasairfiona on exactly how to do anal correctly...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hint: It doesn't involve the anus.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I'm curious too.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Non-anus anal? now That's intriguing.
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PIKACHU ^_^



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PIKA?!

Chuuuuu. >__<
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Lasairfiona



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uh, so yeah. Eat lots of fiber for at least two weeks before attempting. Use a condom. Use LOTS of lube (preferably a thicker lube like KY Jelly). DON'T start out in the doggy position (missionary is far more comfortable for the first time). Oh, and start small. Toys and fingers are a good thing.

Dirty does happen anyway. Be near a shower and have a towel ready (which is good advice even if you aren't attempting anal).

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always thought anal was too dirty, but Lasairfiona's post just made sure I'll never even think about it.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do not knock it until you try it. And if you don't try it, consider just play. No mess, lots of nerves.

And it isn't like messes happen all the time with anal anyhow. It is just something to remember.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll think I'll wait a while before I suggest anal to my girlfriend..
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