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Sam the Eagle



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dro wrote:
trustedfaith wrote:
+ Worked out at the gym yesterday for over an hour
- Pretty sure everything hurts to the point of picking up a piece of paper will be painful.


Hope you have a bidet!


What would we do if we didn't have French words to sound kinky?.


C'est l'heure de ma douche.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's like wiping your ass with silk.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't want those stockings back now thanks all the same Lala.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is your size by the way?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually take a small girls size.

/peado
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So anyway, a friend of mine is out of work right now and also looking for a man friend and also some kind of father figure - no, don't laugh - for her baby.

And I'm looking for a lady who will slap the bullshit out of me and also encourage me to live right and stop drinking like Nic Cage in that one movie.

And so we agree to risk it together
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And then I find out my accountant hasn't paid the utilities bill for 6 months and we won't even see Xmas.

The club has pretty much killed me.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fuck is wrong with your accountant?

And when are you moving to the next club? I thought they moved you too much? And then when you do want the fuck out they won't move you??

And babies are much more difficult than a club...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
So anyway, a friend of mine is out of work right now and also looking for a man friend and also some kind of father figure - no, don't laugh - for her baby.

And I'm looking for a lady who will slap the bullshit out of me and also encourage me to live right and stop drinking like Nic Cage in that one movie.

And so we agree to risk it together


So, uh, good luck, I guess?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We were sailing along quite nicely, buying pubs, making money etc etc ... the club might well sink us all.

Be reet, I'm sure.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And she isn't really a baby. She's three years old now.

I dunno.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pictures? Do you hate kids? Does the kid make you smile? What happens to her if this doesn't work out? Are the police still fucking with you? Why hasn't Halen saved you yet? Why do you drink so much? Have you baby-proofed the house?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dro wrote:
trustedfaith wrote:
+ Worked out at the gym yesterday for over an hour
- Pretty sure everything hurts to the point of picking up a piece of paper will be painful.


Hope you have a bidet!


Haha, thanks for looking out for me. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
And she isn't really a baby. She's three years old now.

I dunno.


I think you'l make an awesome pseudo dad/big brother/drunk uncle type role model Wink

Seriously though, for all the years I've known you here, for all your ramblings and what not, I can honestly say you are quite the bastion of morality. And not the stupidly dogmatic bullshit type of morality, the kind that makes people say "That Gary, he's quite the stand up fellow. He's a good man he is." Or something like that.

Unless those people are people you've put your penis in. Or former employees. Or possibly both. Then it'll probably be just jealous vitriol and/or hysterical laughter. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The accountant is fucked with the club, too.

The police are still fucking with me.

I'm great with kids.

Neither of us has anything to lose.

If this doesn't work out she's back to square one, no loss.

Halen might be the pretty one and the smart one and the responsible one but aside from that, and his career, and his family, he ain't got nuthin' on me.

And I'll have you know I didn't drink for 48 hours. This week even.
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