Sinfest

Mr Gary · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:29 am Post subject:

Also yeah I baby proofed the house. I put condoms everywhere.
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Lasairfiona · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:34 am Post subject:

*Snerk*

I'm just worried about you Gary. I want you to be happy. And hey, kids isn't the direction I was thinking (I was thinking an ass full of strawberry pudding...) but whatever floats your boat!

Sinfest love - full of pudding and strippers.
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Darqcyde · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:47 am Post subject:

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15474 Location: under the bed

wait, i thought tits mcgee was moving in with you - does she know about this? how is she with kids?

but i hope it works out well. also: tell your accountant he can pay the electric out of his own pocket, if he can't manage a simple thing like that.
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Finnegan · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:10 pm Post subject:

I recently realized that I have reached that special time in every young boy's life when he is of an age in which it becomes socially acceptable to be attracted to and date either the mother or her daughter.

...it is getting awkward.
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hey! rock bottom's not that bad
we've got glow-in-the-dark fish down here that's rad

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10432

Finnegan · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:39 pm Post subject:

I stand by that post, though I'm sure it's not as weird as you imagine.
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hey! rock bottom's not that bad
we've got glow-in-the-dark fish down here that's rad

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10432

I absolutely agree, I only thought I'd highlight some parts for another fester's benefit :)

Mr Gary · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:46 pm Post subject:

Michael, you big silly, I didn't _date_ her mum. I fucked her.
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Mr Gary · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:47 pm Post subject:

Mouse, Tits McGhee is the girl.

I'm looking for another job.
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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15474 Location: under the bed

ah - so i guess she is good with children.

um.....should we ask about the looking for another job? is this your choice or someone else's?

at least you aren't in jail?
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Mr Gary · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:06 pm Post subject:

I'm just very tired of a lot of dishonesty to do with the nightclub, the police trouble, and the fact that the club - which loses money at a shocking rate - is killing my pub, which is just about profitable. I'm going to end up laying off good people at the pub, and the bad people at the club will continue to steal a living.

I've got a possible job lined up with a friend, near to my family (and Tits McGhee).
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Monkey Mcdermott · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 2730

Shutter the nightclub...fuck it.
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Martian Kyo · Joined: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 1447

wait what? Gary, you are being responsible (in a traditional sense)?
I mean..wha...
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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15474 Location: under the bed

that sounds like a good thing, then - hope it pans out!
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