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What happena my handle?
Joined: 22 Jul 2006 Posts: 221
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:23 pm Post subject: Proof of Gawd thread: |
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Coqatriz's Proof of Gawd:
1. Anything which can be invented, has been invented.
2. God helps those who help themselves.
3. Moo.
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Ergo, there is a GAWD, but he's very small & was invented by Brian Jones of Lower Lleffllwllyn, New South Wales, on 7 July 1799.
Thank you, please drive through. |
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donut3point5

Joined: 08 Oct 2006 Posts: 940 Location: The Bakery of Blood Gulch.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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mmmm... mockery...
--donut3.5-- |
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MellowFish

Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 755 Location: The Train to Gloryland
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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I liked the proof of FSM better. Much tastier. This one is tasteless. Pick a connotation, any connotation.  _________________ Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. -- Frederick Douglass |
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wannabeprogrammer
Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 6
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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| MellowFish wrote: | I liked the proof of FSM better. Much tastier. This one is tasteless. Pick a connotation, any connotation.  |
...is that a goddamned Daedric pumpkin? |
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MellowFish

Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 755 Location: The Train to Gloryland
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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| wannabeprogrammer wrote: | | ...is that a goddamned Daedric pumpkin? |
uh, no. This is a portrait of my forum friend WheelsOfConfusion, or WoC for short. Check out his avatar. _________________ Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. -- Frederick Douglass |
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wannabeprogrammer
Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 6
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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I dunno, that looks an awful lot like a daedric pumpkin.
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MellowFish

Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 755 Location: The Train to Gloryland
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:41 am Post subject: |
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Just look at WoC's avatar and stop wasting my time.
PS: Your Dremora neither has a third eye or lacks facial features. _________________ Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. -- Frederick Douglass |
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Piquans
Joined: 26 Oct 2006 Posts: 30 Location: Pluto
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:39 am Post subject: |
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| MellowFish wrote: | Just look at WoC's avatar and stop wasting my time.
PS: Your Dremora neither has a third eye or lacks facial features. |
K so anyways...
I agree with the poster 3080%. Why must we limit ourselves to the act of proving god when its simple enough to just let those that believe in him hold their beliefs? You won't convert someone to a belief by using logic _________________ Posting in a webcomic forum is redundant how? |
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Major Tom

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 7562
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:11 am Post subject: |
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| you won't even do it when you pretend to use logic |
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Katrin

Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 293 Location: Some place HAWT
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I don't know about you guys, but to me, God is one funny guy.
Haha, yeah, God and I go way back, hanging out and stuff. And I gotta say, he cracks the best jokes.
Though, we may have a bit of a twisted view on "funny". |
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cixelsyD Guest
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:19 am Post subject: |
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| MellowFish wrote: | Just look at WoC's avatar and stop wasting my time.
PS: Your Dremora neither has a third eye or lacks facial features. |
In his defense, MellowFish, that is a terriable pumpkin carving. |
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Sojobo

Joined: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 2393
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:22 am Post subject: |
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It is not a terrible pumpkin carving.
If nothing else, it is instantly recognizable as Wheels.
I find this sad attempt to pick on Mellow laughable, when he leaves himself open to so many completely correct and fair ways to do so elsewhere. _________________ "To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others."
- Anne-Sophie Swetchine |
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mouse

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15441 Location: under the bed
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:20 am Post subject: |
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well, i gotta say, it wasn't instantly recognizable to me - when he said it was wheels, i could see it, but it had to be pointed out to me. not saying it's a _bad_ pumpkin carving - but i can see where someone else (who is, after all, new to the forum) might see something different in it. _________________ aka: neverscared! |
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QuoVadis
Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 55 Location: The libertine path.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:27 am Post subject: |
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Okay, but where does Jesus fit into all of this? : ( _________________ I was much happier when I thought Christianity meant simply being nice. |
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Halen

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1877 Location: England
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:11 am Post subject: |
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| He's being walked on by Chuck Norris. Keep up. |
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