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Fatty can't teach
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TIAB



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollow, I'm largely disappointed in you. In the vast waistb- er, wasteland of mass media you choose to make light of this man's load.
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Major Tom



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh, hey - don't accuse me of betraying the gravity of the situation.

i know a ponderous dilemma when i hear one and i weigh in as i see fit.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Natashabi wrote:
Kilgore wrote:
Natashabi wrote:
I just thought I would add an anecdote from my mother's college years.

She had been planning on being a history teacher. Some of the other girls in the teaching program used to tease her because she had large breasts. She could never be a teacher, they said, because whenever she wrote on the blackboard, she would erase it.

Cruel girls.

Not that this ever proved true.


I'm probably terrible for saying this, but that's actually kind of funny.


No worries. I think it's hilarious.


I'm such a spoilsport!

SHE'D WRITE STUFF ABOVE HER BREASTS! EVEN IF THEY TOUCHED THE BOARD THIS 'D ONLY CLEAR THE SPACE BELOW WHERE SHE WAS ACTUALLY WRITING

come to think of it, she could be much more efficient than a teacher who had to erase by hand...
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mantismag



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think this qualifies for my blog. Rolling Eyes too tired right now though. gonna have to do a write-up tomorrow. i should know better than to not check the sinfest forums all day.

p.s. sam's link r teh broked. it's actually here.
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Zenom



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope he takes the bastards for all the have got. It just shows how stupid the world is when a man can't get fired even if he is doing a great job.
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TIAB



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just hope that he can tip the scales of justice in his favor.
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Atrophy Annie



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your cruel jokes and puns are really weighing on my mind. Confused
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nathan



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate all fat people except Ignatius J. Reilly, who taught me that true hatred comes from a magical place deep down inside of you and a little to the right of your liver.

Also, normal people should not be allowed to teach children. Only geniuses should teach, because they would show the children how slow and incompetent they really are, quickly leading to widespread closures of public schools due to lack of attendance. Then there would be no more problem and we could all go on about our business without constantly worrying about and paying for little children, who need help opening a bottle of aspirin.
HERE'S A HINT, GENIUS: PUSH DOWN.


I think we can all agree we have more important things to be doing with our time.
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BlackBetty



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hummm.... as a maths/science teacher I would ask what is causing him to over eat?

is he being overworked? is he unhappy in other parts of his life?

perhaps the school district had a obligation to look after their employees (emotionally and physically)

surely you have to warn someone before you fire them? and if they had given him time to shape up perhaps he would have measured up?

either way what they did doesn't add up

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Desire



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the point is that as long as he is able to do his job well, and seemingly he was, that his weight shouldn't have been a factor in whether he kept his job or not. What next? They'll fire teachers they deem too ugly? Wouldn't want them scaring the children. Or maybe women who have figures that are too voluptuous should not be allowed to teach unless they have their curvy parts reduced. We wouldn't want them encouraging improper thoughts in kids when they should be learning. It should be about ability, not appearance.
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Sojobo



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nathan wrote:
I hate all fat people except Ignatius J. Reilly, who taught me that true hatred comes from a magical place deep down inside of you and a little to the right of your liver.

Ignatius sure was fiery.
Fiery like nachos.
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Azmoten



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The people truly smart enough to teach, get better paying jobs.
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HamletSr



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azmoten wrote:
I am an arrogant prick who thinks he is smarter than everyone else


Point well taken Azmoten.
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WhupAs101



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just proof that no matter how old you get, the world will never let you leave middle school.

I'd like to comment on the teacher with the large breasts, but I can't seem to come up with anything funny, seeing as how now I'm picturing a hot teacher with gigantic breasts rubbing up against a blackboard.

Thanks for the image though.
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Natashabi



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WhupAs101 wrote:
Just proof that no matter how old you get, the world will never let you leave middle school.

I'd like to comment on the teacher with the large breasts, but I can't seem to come up with anything funny, seeing as how now I'm picturing a hot teacher with gigantic breasts rubbing up against a blackboard.

Thanks for the image though.


Well, this isn't the best pic, and it's got a mini version of me in it... but this is her...



Remember... she's MY MOMMY and I think she is beautiful.

So don't be saying bad things. Evil or Very Mad
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