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sporko



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh hell yeah l&o.

48. ice cream, and lots of it.
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Sam



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:03 am    Post subject: Re: I can power Christmas Trees for Mohammed Reply with quote

andrew wrote:
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(that's osnap with mispositioned hands)


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Thy Brilliance



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go back to the rave scene and get yourself a gothier chick this time.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

51*) Making a huge load of that dinner that you love but your ex couldn't stand


*Or something
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Lasairfiona



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cry over the things that used to bug the everloving shit out of you.

Get over the crying and continue to be bugged by the little stuff.

Realize that there was no reason for you to be together in the first place. (This has happened at least once.)

Look up an old fuck-buddy.

Go dancing.

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rm



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

* true events, not recommended.

year one:

throw everything they ever gave you/left at your house and all writings, photos, etc into a several large boxes and leave on their front porch.

write a long letter in which to vent, thinking at one point towards the end that this isn't exactly something anyone should ever have to read no matter how badly they fucked you up, then give it to them anyway.

stop sleeping and eating.

call them names in public.

go insane with jealousy. drink yourself into oblivion. break your hand punching something.

sleep with the one girl she truly hated and make sure she finds out.

"fall in love" with someone completely inappropriate, like the 21 year old catholic girl who is waiting for her boyfriend to move into town so they can get married and have a family.

sleep with the girl who gives out free cigarettes.

sleep with anyone who will look at you twice.

year two:

find a great new job.

become a crack head.

actually fall in love with someone worth your time, like the gorgeous, intelligent and wonderfully nice phd student who has liked you all those years you weren't available.

be unable to stop using drugs, thus over the course of several months fucking up this incredible relationship in exponentially worse ways.

lose that great new job.

crawl into a hole.

go to rehab and try to make sense of your life.

rediscover old friends. get a job. act normal. throw yourself into productive activities. be social. stop screwing random girls.

year three:

realize one day that you've forgotten what or who the reason was for the events of the past two years.

realize a second later that, no, you didn't really forget.

realize you still aren't happy, still lead a loveless life, still are drinking yourself into oblivion.

year four:

on a sunny, late summer afternoon your roommate comes home and informs you that he just saw so and so at the grocery store. a few minutes later you find yourself talking about her incessantly. you catch yourself. you go upstairs and crawl into bed and stare at the ceiling. forever.
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eureka00



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going back to #30 for a second, I must say that I had to do all of that stuff in order for myself to move on and not be constantly reminded. I gave him back everything he ever gave me in the relationship except for the letters and one thing. So, I have my remembrance safely shoved in a closet which represents where all my memory of the relationship is stored in my mind. I do still occasionally talk to him on messenger even immediately afterwards I did. I had to cut him out completely when he tried to weasel his way back into my life. For my sanity and my own good, this had to happen.

Anyways...

57) Anger.


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year one:

throw everything they ever gave you/left at your house and all writings, photos, etc into a several large boxes and leave on their front porch.

write a long letter in which to vent, thinking at one point towards the end that this isn't exactly something anyone should ever have to read no matter how badly they fucked you up, then give it to them anyway.

stop sleeping and eating.

call them names in public.

go insane with jealousy. drink yourself into oblivion.


Haha, wow...I did all of that in year one too.
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Just_A_Girl



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#. Create a voodoo doll in their likeness.
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G. Looking Out



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

58. Stop calling.
59. Don't answer their calls.
60. When you see them in public, smile. (this is extremely infuriating)
61. Get a better relationship.
62. Go on vacation (preferably somewhere warm)
63. Plant drugs on their person/place of residence. Call cops.
64. If your feeling vindictive, and have the oppertunity to contact them, give them the no hard feelings, lets be friends, meet for dinner speech. Set a time. Don't show up.
65. If you find out that they have been cheating, wait, patiently, like a spider. Wait until it is really big day for them, engagement party, prom if you're in highschool, birthday, whatever. Then dump them as coldly as humanly possible, making them a big weepy mess and ruining everything. Leave with another girl/boy (preferably someone prettier than the crying mess you have just left on the floor).
66. Finally and this is the best option, actually begin a friendship with them (your lack of a friendship was most likely the reason you broke up in the first place).
67. If you get a second chance to sex them, do it, but don't try to restart the relationship, at least off the bat.
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CTrees



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

68 or so) happened to a friend of a friend: he, an adult, didn't realize initially that she was seventeen (she concealed this fact). they moved in together. one day, they broke up. She, still seventeen, called the cops. PWNT!

69) 69


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

69. get really drunk at a party. then, when they try and feel you up while simultaneously cussing you out and pushing you, hit them in the face. then, kick them down a hill and leave their crumpled body for someone else to find in the morning. bonus points if they puke on themselves!
then sleep with their new girlfriend cause she is hotter than you, and that's okay.

(i actually have never had any kind of problem getting over anybody. but revenge is sweet, because someone might not break your heart, but they might break your spine and then break up with you because you can't have sex with them for a couple of months because of the excruciating pain.)
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sporko



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

counting every suggestion that has been made, crossbow's was 90...this is counting each of rm's lines as one per.

91. start a journal with no mention of the person whatsoever.
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kame



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

92. Rationalize that your relationship failed for a reason. Attempt to assess said reasons, readjust your perceptions as necessary to make sure you don't repeat the same mistakes again.
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Idlethought



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

93. Read a story about a very squirrelly attack
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Major Tom



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

29) {really} shrug
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