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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:13 am    Post subject: Pick Up Line Paradise Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That dress you're wearing would look better as a crumpled heap on my floor. *winkwink*
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Dro



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is 'feta' that we met tonight.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:24 am    Post subject: Re: Pick Up Line Paradise Reply with quote

Halfpint wrote:
Ok. I need cheesey funny fun pick up lines.. GO

You must be Swiss, because I want you to holed me!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Marik



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:00 am    Post subject: it works surprisingly well, or you die in jail Reply with quote

HI I AM THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN STALKING YOU FOR THE LAST YEAR AND TRIED TO KILL YOU 10 TIMES SO GO OUT WITH ME OR DIE
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Sam



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:00 am    Post subject: or this Reply with quote

Pardon me, but may I show you one way pork is acceptable during Passover?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Gouda looking how would you like to see my Blue Vein?
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CTrees



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:11 am    Post subject: Re: or this Reply with quote

Sam wrote:
Pardon me, but may I show you one way pork is acceptable during Passover?


Oh God!

No, see, one of my present significant others (long, drama filled story) is Jewish, and now, goddamnit, I'm going to have to use a variant of this.

Damn it! You're going to get me hit, Smarmik.
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Omega F



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baby, you're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
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Dro



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baby, you're so hot you increase the Kelvins in my Calvins.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dro wrote:
Baby, you're so hot you increase the Kelvins in my Calvins.

Win. This one might actually work on me.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your parents must be cousins... because you're obviously special.

I was once out playing pool with friends and a young woman at the next table asked me, "Do you come here often?" I answered something along the lines of, "I don't know, maybe once a week." It didn't register at all until one of my friends pointed it out to me later, when it was obviously much too late to repair the situation. I think that may have been the only time anyone has ever tried to pick me up, and I didn't even notice.
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Marik



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:10 am    Post subject: nothing yet on hume Reply with quote

Celaeno wrote:
Dro wrote:
Baby, you're so hot you increase the Kelvins in my Calvins.

Win. This one might actually work on me.


I'll see him and raise him the Aristotlean pickup-line model.

EXA

I'd like to inform your matter, baby.

All men by nature desire to know you. Me especially.


And for Dro, chemistry pickup lines! Let me show you my Schlenk line...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey babe, let me put a dimple in your time space. Wink
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