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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flion wrote:
Gads, I just remembered the CS geek line: Mind if I interface my hard disk with your software? Rolling Eyes


now, imagine having sex with someone who considers that dirty talk, and can run with the theme.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i've always wanted to ask someone "do you want to making fuck? BERZERKER. my love is like a monster truck BERZERKER" but i'd be a little scared if that actually went over well.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

crossbow wrote:
Flion wrote:
Gads, I just remembered the CS geek line: Mind if I interface my hard disk with your software? Rolling Eyes


now, imagine having sex with someone who considers that dirty talk, and can run with the theme.


I don't have to imagine it. But she was hot and could have been swearing in Russian for all I cared. Context is everything, is my point. The right person could use any of these lines successfully. For the wrong person, nothing works. But yeah, enduring that kind of cheesy sex talk would get old real quick.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey baby, are you wearing mirror pants? Because I can see myself in them.
The best part is that I can say it in a fairly convincing cheesy gameshow host voice. Oh the hilarity.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look over there!

*hit on the back of the head*
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, but WITH WHAT, Snorri? Frying pan? Club? Handy bar stool?
O the calamity that is decision-making!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I always suggest my friends to bring a club to the club. But a lot of establishments don't allow them.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snap of the leg off a chair!

<--Always thinkin'!

Edit: OMG TYPO
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Use your mighty penis to knock 'em out.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want them unconcious, not dead.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
I want them unconcious, not dead.


It's all good.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I be your derivative and lie tangent to your curves?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*check tag on shirt* I was just checking because you HAVE to be made in heaven.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Excuse me, you give strangers head?
No? Well then, let me introduce myself"
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